Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I guess Santa is working in the off-season!

No, no, no. It's a joke.

- You’re in? - Yeah, I’m in. I’m trying to find out where the hell I’m going.

Well, you get what you paid for, Chipeska.

we can handle labour clutter by penny's "10 wong reasons to tax us!" yes! now what is it michaela? well you can't know a 66% $10 to the clutter tax will do ya, in pricing! can ya? no you can't!

God Damnit Nintendo deer hunter III

Apache Junction. What the fuck do you care?

Jesus fucking Christ, kid! Why do you talk about yourself that way?!

- Roger! - God!

Have you seen that new Santa they just hired?

And some guy is nosing around in my room.

I think America has a sad future ahead of it.

and you all take your little medicine show back on the road.

- Is that it? - Yeah, that's the last one.

i'm on my fucking shit break, okay?!

“Is Daddy home?”

gigity goo wierd sounds

Put the cigarettes away, you asshole. This ain’t no fucking bar.

Harrison, just let me explain, please. Financially...

You gotta learn to stand up for yourself.

We got a fucking nursing home around here.

When I look in the mirror

I haven't shit right for a week

Penis pain reasons

Yeah? What's her name?

Now get the fuck out of my lap or tell me what you want.

What you call me, thigh high?

Willie, this has been a long time coming.

Hey, you're that kid.

With me? I fuck one person.

LAST TIME AI DIDN'T SHIT RIGHT FOR A WEEK

Nene You aint gonna shit straight for a week

MAN ON TV: A luscious looking six-pound leg of lamb with rosemary.

For Christ’s sake make a move and stick with it, would you?

And try to act professional, for Christ's sakes.

- Remember Andy Pitz? - Andy Pitzorella? Yeah.

MAN ON TV: And everybody’s favorite, baby back ribs.

Hey, check out this loser.

Tell him food poisoning or something.

So this is how it's gonna be.

Little people. That's what they like.

You, because of your physical attributes, you found a niche,

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

Dave, now wiggle like jell-o shaking in my mouth

Oh, yeah. Unfair practices.

i loved a woman who wasn’t clean…

- He curses. - Yeah?

- I am doing this for all of us. - Leave Santa alone!

This is not the DMV, all right?

and over here we have contestant number 24... oh ho ho yeah!

Come on, Lois. Let's get out of here.

MARCUS: Thanks.

What's wrong with you kids these days?

I beat the shit out of some kids today but it was for a purpose

Jesus Christ. Is everything fucking sex with you?

So, do you like kids?

Oh, shit. Which one did he say?

What’s with you and fucking toothbrushes!

He's a fuckin moron

I ll make some sandwiches

Anyways, I told the cops you had no one to take the fuck care of you,

I'm an eating, drinking, shitting fucking santy clause

Kids. Let me tell you.

All right, next.

I get them on the weekends. Why don't you go run me a bath?

So fuck stick. That's it?

What is it with you people and the fucking egg sandwiches?

- Come here. - Unh-unh. Screw you, Willie, your kinky ass.

Get your hands out of my pants, man!

Hey hey hey LMAO

All right. Now you're talking. Oh, hold on one minute.

How would I know? I haven't seen the fuckin' thing yet.

But you promised no arcades.

held you together, smiled for all those kids,

How old are they?

I said I didn't bring it, dipshit.

Look here. Get him out of here. I'll smooth things over with Chipeska.

I want you to take this letter.