Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don’t like that guy.

Wanna see some magic? Here let’s watch you disappear.

Cuz you went to the bathroom on mommy’s dishes?

Let's tell him what you want for Christmas.

Let me fix you some sandwiches.

Yeah? You fucking petites now?

What the fuck do you think you doing? You son of a bitch!

Just ditch, you idiot. You got anywhere to sack out for a while?

what would happen if i was a facecam? then i'd put in poo and let a dog suck on ya.

You said that yesterday, you stupid fuck.

WILLIE: Oh, my!

I like kids. I really like kids.

and you have to fly around the world and give presents to everyone,

What are you, Sigmund Sawed-off Fucking Freud?

You don't know who's around or what they do.

so that tragedies like this...

I needed more of a running start. I couldn't build up enough speed.

Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.

and they tell me that I will soon be 100%,

I’m sorry, your gear?

GOD DAMN IT ARE YOU FUCKIN WITH ME?

You cocksucker!

The world ain't fair. You gotta take what you need when you can get it.

Merry Christmas

I tell you how it's gonna be.

Garten of Banban 1,2,3,4,6,7,0,8 Garten of Banban 9

Okay Do you want anything else?

2005 Dodge Dakota This is Prix Fixed

For Christ sake, pick a PT test and stick with it, would you?

- Can I help you, ma’am? - Just looking.

- I love the hat. - Okay.

- It's Arizona plates. - Hold on. Let me get a pen.

- What the fuck is it? - It's a wooden pickle.

This is Prix Fixed

Many, many, many fuckin' years of therapy.

The hell is it with you people and sandwiches?

What do you want?

Sexual… Damn near sexual!

Watch myyyyy head??

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, come on, come on.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

because they didn't hit any vital organs,

Fuck the fuckin’ store dick.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other one See which one fills up first

Yeah, just looking.

So, what do you do, you know... After the holidays, I mean.

Dumb Bells always gettin fucked in the ass

For Christ sake, pick a PT test and stick with it would ya?

For christ’s sake! Pick a group chat and stick with it, would ya?

that you cannot get in this fucking safe?!

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Does everything with you have to be a fucking test?

I'm sorry. The van stalled. Will you give us a jump, please?

It's a joke. Just a joke.

you're dealing with children...

You better be in shape by this evening, asshole.

Just don't come into work stinking of booze again.

even with 8 bullets dug out of me,

Come on, let’s go.

Thank the fuck Christ.

You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot-eating shit...

It's like some deep-seated childhood thing.

No. I'm not talking about that.

But it was for a purpose.

Don't mothball that suit.

- Who are you? - Your name Roger Merman?

I'm on my lunch break, okay?

- Yeah. - Fuckin' Darwinian.

I know. How about Santa?

Roger, you're home. Let me fix you some sandwiches.

How can they drop me onto my own head?

who pull on my underwear.