Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, really? Is that how you got the upper hand?

i beat the shit out of some kids today

He could take his orders from the talking walnut,

Sits in front of the TV all the time.

Good night, Mrs. Santa's sister.

You're a fucking loser, and you fucking know it.

- so I have to wear this fucking thing. - How did you get sick?

Should I fix you some pineapples?

That way. Where's the stable?

What do you want? - Fraggle-Stick car.

Would you please shut up about Phantasm?

Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear?

I thought it was always night at the North Pole.

‘caused you sounded like my aunt Tilly right before she smeared her own shit on her bedroom walls.

Well, I heard you. Fraggle-Stick car. Fine.

so they set it up with Mrs. Santa's sister

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Be my fucking guest. Take a shot.

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

that the Phoenix police department shooting an unarmed Santa...

Is that what you're telling me?! Huh?!

Yes. Uh, your performance. You know, the, um...

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- You want milk and cookies? - No.

Why don’t you fuck-off, you little shit.

- What the hell, buddy? - Buddy? I said I am not gay.

They look great on you ma’am. Sale this week only.

And you're part of this sorry-ass generation.

He's coming, guys. Santa will be here real soon.

That’s not true, I’m no sizes

Goodbye, Willie.

Anyway, just in case they took it as evidence,

I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th-fucking-century, you dickhead!

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He's not going to say fuck stick in front of the children?

You’re gonna have to quit being a pussy and kick these kids in the balls or something.

- Elf fucker! - Motherfucker! - Turn around, elf fucker.

More booze. More bullshit. More buttfucking.

What, you're my mom now? You shat me out of your womb?

When Libby opens her mouth About anything

You'll be late for your Wizard of Oz Candy Bar Guild.

Special pleading. . Bitch, bitch, bitch.

Should have brought a pit diaper

Oh, nothing. I'm all right.

I want you to make sure that those cops get that envelope.

Bitch, bitch, bitch.

Even though I'm a dipshit loser.

- You're bringing my present early? - No.

I pissed myself.

Hold it for me.

- Pricks fix? - He's a fucking moron.

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Exploring mountains, huh? How long is he gonna be gone?

- Yeah. - Fucks large women.

So I’ll see you when I come over to fuck Mrs Santa’s sister in the Jacuzzi.

Yeah. No, I know.

Relax. These pants are awful baggy.

Marcus, it's Willie. Listen, I just got back to the motel. ...

- Next to the shop. - How do they sleep?

- Is that your underwear? - Part of it.

"Your Soul Is Dog Shit. Every Single Fucking Thing About You Is Ugly."

When ms labelle says "Dan, Brandon, no more spongebob quotes"

- Should I fix you some sandwiches? - Unh-unh.

Nobody comes here for the elf. Santa's the attraction.

Well, they stay with Mrs. Santa.

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Just a little tired.

If you think you can make my fucking sports life any worse, go right ahead.

What the fuck are you doing here?

Are you shitting me? The kid don't have any friends.

- ... and 1/3. - Half.

are you done conrail

Dave, don't stop digging!

What do you mean?

And I bullshit you not.

What the hell buddy?

Oh, my. What a darling shitpost. Are you certain you only want the single?

Seven cities in seven years. Pretty impressive.