Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You ain't going to S-H-I-T

It's a belly-button ring.

I do Burl Ives songs. Does this schmo even play guitar?

Oh, you're shitting me. I thought... I was thinking it was the...

And on Christmas Eve, you’re going to rob this store blind.

You ain’t gonna shit right for a week.

Oh, just forget it.

- Can't I at least take this hat off? - No!

And to tell you the truth...

No aunts or cousins or uncles or anything like that?

What is it with you And fixing sandwiches?

Week 17 after championship

Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw

- Come on. What do you want? - Um, Barbie.

Is Granny spry?

Hell, I wouldn't want to.

Here we go again...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Store dick don't want shit.

Cut the bullshit, I’m just looking.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Look it's the retard again

I'm not talking about you taking me out. That part, I get.

They're supposed to let me out of this hospital room soon,

Trump fucking someone in the ass

I loved a woman who wasn't clean.

Well, it was real. But, you see, I got sick and all the hair fell out.

Do you and Mrs. Santa have kids?

Anybody else? Anybody else? Come on! Yeah, there you go.

If you don't like, next year, fuck off. I can always get another box jockey.

So is my thing for tits.

All right, hit it.

I'll be dipped in dog shit. Do I look like an auto mechanic to you?

What the fu@k is that ? Fire stick car?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

We'd like to think we do a good job.

Like ya anyway.

I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santa Claus.

danced for all those fucking housewives

Marcus, get this kid off me before he pisses on me.

Can you maybe keep it together for just 10 minutes?

I don't know. Fuck, kid. I just call them, bub.

You don’t like any guy.

You going to work today?

- This one fucking time I take you home, okay? - Uh-huh.

No. It's because he was a mean, drunk son of a bitch.

Why do you need a car?

But I just can't help it.

Louise, lay down and go to sleep No

Hey, there, Granny?

What? On the couch?

Now I don't want an elephant at all.

EA walking into the compose after Ross unloads his truck

Put it on reverse, Lois.

He lives with his drooling-ass old grandmother.

Jesus, kid. When I was your age, I didn't need no fucking gorilla,

Look, I’ve boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure But as far as I can recall, I’ve never fornicated anybody.

That’s It We’re all finished

You got to thrust. See what I'm saying?

You gotta move the ball around. You go up there, baby.

As a matter of fact, I'm living fucking proof that there's not a Santa Claus.

Good night, sweetie.

Goodbye sinterklaas

Store dick's dead.

- Where are the reindeer? - I stabled them. Is it left or right?

Sketch it up, you fuckin’ moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.

You'd fall apart without me. You're too pathetic for words.

And ed edd n eddy and regulators And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

I'm on my fucking lunch break, okay?

Look, I’ve boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure But as far as I can recall, I’ve never fornicated anybody.

Um, you know, these noises.

Dave, if the mine starts to collapse, you gotta move quick!

Would You Please Shut Up About Reindeer?

Because you got no discipline. You got zero fuckin' initiative.

- What the fuck is that? - Fraggle-Stick car.

No. I'm just looking at the games 'cause I have an Xbox.

- Buy you one? - Why not?

Does your daddy have a car?

- Okay. Do you want anything else? - No.