Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Special pleading. Bitch, bitch, bitch.

- What the fuck are you talking about? - This car.

which didn't keep me from enjoying it.

- Which turn is it? - Sage Terrace. Where's your sleigh?

She don't know her ass from last Tuesday.

What do you want?

No. It was her sister.

I want my fucking burrito man!

Oval Office, Women's Big & Tall...

yes beryl bictronicerette? what do you want? i want to do some kamgalowing in kamala.

Even Though I’m A Dipshit Safety Loser

Uh, well, many accounting questions are not cut-and-dried.

debra smackman had a smack for breakfast. she did she's such a smackzoid.

Santa fucking someone in the ass.

I don't need any goddamn lectures out of you.

I think I've turned a corner. I beat the shit out of some kids today.

You blow this, and we're broke for the whole fucking year.

Or don't. Shit, I don't care. Just leave me out of it.

Hey where mike at ????

See me Even though I’m a dipshit loser

don't smack me for cracking my knuckles! that's not a good look. oh well chop your knuckles off! no my hands would be half. oh well then get arthwritis if you end up in hospital don't blame me!

No. I'm an accountant.

Just for you A wooden pickle

But I never told you what I wanted.

Have you seen Corey? I’m trying to get a quick statement before the east west showdown

You think you can make my life any worse you go right ahead Be my guest. Take a fucking Shot.

Opening to Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas 1997 VHS

Yea last time I didn't Shit right for a week!

I just thought maybe you'd want to give me a present 'cause we're friends.

I almost had that job.

Many, many, many fuckin' years of therapy.

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT YES

Oh, my. What a terrible accident.

Even if we did, you'd never front your own racket. You know why, Willie?

Store Greg don't want shit... Store Greg's dead

And I heard his voice saying,

You dipshit motherfucker…

All right, hold it steady.

- You can't do shit about that, Jack. - No.

Dave, now wiggle like jell-o shaking in my mouth

But this is the time we reach deep down and suck it up.

I don't care who gave it to you.

it's not for the American people to say.

Leave Chuck E. alone! - Little boy, don't interfere.

- So, you'll call me, right? - Yeah. I'll call you.

Yeah, I get you.

I beat the shit out of some kids today.

- Yes. But... - You doing three to six for embezzlement?

Well, not now. Right now it's always day.

Are you off your meds or SOmthin

Dumbass Jerks Losers Derfs Losers

There’s nothing wrong okay?

So it was like this forbidden thing.

Hey, Willie. Take a seat. You know how your blood sugar is.

- Then how do they sleep? - Oh, shit. Sage Terrace.

Are you shittin' me?

Hey, can I get another drink down here?

- You want cookies? - No.

- Management's gonna hear about this. - You think that's a threat?

telling the police how screwed up they are which is not a bad job as jobs go.

So I’ll be staying in Phoenix now,

- I know you? - Not yet.

A couple of days ago, I was in, uh, Women's Big & Tall.

That figures. You want all kind of set-asides.

I cheeses I cry

This is gonna be cool. This will do fine.

Marcus, get this kid out of here. He's freaking me out.

Are you off your fucking meds or something?

Of course, I can't fire him for that.

Son of a bitch!

- Yeah, I'm back. - The guy's Roger Merman.

What is it with you and the fucking hammer curls?

Attention, shoppers. The store will be closing in five minutes.

So maybe the blood doesn't matter so much, I guess.