Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ALWAYS SOMETHIN'

- Thurman Merman? - Yeah.

- Nothing. - No bad habits, either.

- Clean... - Oh.

It's not paint. It's blood from when I cut my hand making it for you.

I was thinking I wanted a purple stuffed elephant, not pink.

maybe you'd bring me a present.

There's Santa Claus. Look there.

Yeah. He's back there drunk.

I'll bet the store dick don't want this.

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See you next year

That was so sweet. He's a really sweet kid, isn't he?

Little Billy Barty. God rest.

Talking walnut Every Christmas

You want some amazon prime membership free shipping for dinner?

YOU'd fall apart without me.

I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, all right?

You ain’t gonna S-H-I-T right for a month

For crying out loud, you trucking fucking imbecile.

Ever hear of the open bottle law?

What’d say we go somewhere private.

Well, they’re designer sunglasses but they’re at knockoff prices.

Yes, he happens to be a dwarf.

An adult joke for us adults.

Does your daddy have a safe?

Open the ropes there, Marcus.

Mrs. Santa caught me fucking her sister.

Are you off your meds

What the fuck? No.

Well, we can go in another room.

WHERE’S THE ONE FOR XTRANS II SENSORS??

Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while? Asshole.

I dig that little thing on your belly button.

that him and his prune-faced, mail-order wife

Thank the fuck Christ.

- What do you mean ”Get him out of here? - Take him to the car.

But it looks like you broke most of his ribs.

I wanna talk to a supervisor!!

It just tells all the bad things that...

Well, how close are we?

- Who? - The elves.

Fucking shit…

You probably shouldn't be diggin' in yo ass.

Look who's here, Jimmy. It's Santa.

When I look in the mirror

We've been at this for years. You got nothing to worry about.

What happened to the dragon? - It hatched. Did you hear that call?

Now, I want you to get on out of here. Get!

That covic testing very few will get this

Equally Equally

They’d all say: If it had been a supermodel or a beautiful…

You’re an asshole, you know that?

I'd say maybe 50% of them, or do you think 30%?

Fucking little prick!

I hope that you got my present and that there wasn't too much blood on it,

I didn't even know he was sick.

Let me fix you some sandwiches

Find everything you're looking for?

I wanna talk to your supervisor!

I beat the shit out of some kids today. Made me feel good about myself.

What the fuck is THIS, Mr. "Low Profile" ?