Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you sure you want to watch drove the whole thing all the way to gameplus and jd's revenge and G-force and the final comedown and the mack car scene and jaleel

- But never around children. - Oh.

MAN ON TV: Four half-pound juicy hamburgers.

- Good night, Gin. - Good night.

Whats with you and fucking spaghetti?

They have a tender sensibility.

After tonight I don’t give a shit.

When you catch the new hire again and he asks the same questions

- Yeah, what do you need? - I need you to run a plate for me.

I got to get a drink on. I'll see you tomorrow.

How long are you gonna be here?

Well, come on. What do you want? A snot-rag?

was even more fucked up than Rodney King.

Hope not. It'd be the end of the fucking human race.

- You scared the holy shit out of me. - Think I did good?

Yes. Uh, right.

WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT PHANTASM

You're stealing from the store, you're stealing from me.

I don't want to take over. I don't even want to change your scam.

I'm on my fucking lunch break, okay?

Don’t bother me

- It's a Kitnerboy Redoubt. - So?

I guess Santa is working in the off-season

On My Own Head?!?

Are these designer or knockoff?

Shouldn't I wrap it in a T-shirt or something?

What I think of when I hear the word sandwiches

which is new in my experience.

Let me fix you some sandwiches

But look at all that shit.

- Oh, no. We're fine. - Performance?

You know, I think I've turned a corner.

You see us hanging off of fucking trees like fucking crab apples?

That's right. Come on and tell Santa all about it.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

- What you want to be when you grow up? - I don't know.

Well what's one more day

So I'm gonna be staying here for a while. Things are all fucked up at the North Pole.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I can't remember this shit!

Are you telling me she's the only one here?

you're a... spankerfillerman.

Somebody stick a cord on those fuckin’ kids.

They're gonna make me a sensitivity counselor,

What the fuck you doing? “Fuck stick” in front of the boss?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

Get out of here. Next.

- Of course it was by mistake. - Ow!

What is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches

Oh, the old man will love that. Okay. Fine. See you later.

- Till next year. - Yeah? What about Mommy?

Is granny spry?

You are Willie “Tugboat” Soak.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I wanna watch my Six Flags Guy

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

And pull your damn pants up!

Maybe there's something I could fire him for.

Needs a little bit of a woman's touch.

- But now I changed my mind. - Yeah, what?

Watch the bladder, kid. Santa's got to pee. What do you want?

It made me feel good about myself. Like I had a purpose.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Marcus, hop on!

For Christ's sake, make a move and stick with it, would you?

So don't let his unpleasantness affect your performance in any way.

What is it with you and running fucking beer miles?

Wish in one hand, shit in the other one. See which one fills up first.

What the F--- is that? - Pink Panther Jet Car

That’s a nice talk.

Hey, fat-ass. How you doing today?

The fuck is that?

- I can get another midget, too. - Yeah, where?

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

God damn it! Whoa! Shit!

- Oh. Another? - Yeah. Why not?

What, you shat me out of your womb? You're my fucking mom now?

In case you misplaced it, my phone number is 4...

You know, then I'll move on.

When McFinn says She dont want the dick

The cops are treating me like fucking royalty now,

PLTR, I've had it with your kinky ass.

I'm on my fucking lunchbreak ok

When you see a mobile groomer parked and eating but still walk up and say "Hey, I have a dog.."