Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Leave Chuck E. alone! - Little boy, don't interfere.

This ain't no Chinese menu, you jagoff.

God damn it! Are you fucking with me?

MAN ON TV: A luscious looking six-pound leg of lamb with rosemary.

Let me fix you some sandwiches

Go get the next lucky boy or girl, okay?

I gotta get one more thing. I'll be right back.

"You ain't going to s-h-i-t right for a month."

Yeah. Big fucking farewell.

I forgot I asked you to do it, but it's a good thing you did,

Good night, Santa.

You're not really Santa. If you were Santa, you could do magic.

Get the ladder and put it over here.

Hope Not. It'd Be The End Of The Fucking Human Race

No, it's not that. Just come here. I need to talk to you.

Bitch Bitch Bitch

- Fucked, frankly. - He's...

You Ain’t Gonna Shit Right For A Week

Take a look at me. Do I look like Santa Claus?

I don't think so.

MAN ON TV: A dozen tasty juicy lamb chops.

I'm going back upstairs. I need a melon baller and a loofah.

You gotta thrust

calling SK-II to counter 4 please, SK-II thank you.

Well, it's fucked.

Every year, you're worse. Every year, less reliable.

What's that? Like a diamond?

Man is a sexual being.

What is it with you and dachshunds?

For Christ sakes, it's Christmas.

He's dead, huh?

You ain't gonna shit right for a week.

Get the fuckin off My beard

You need many years of therapy.

The Fuck stick?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Well what’s one point?

“Is Daddy home?”

- Who? The reindeer? Standing up. - But the noise. How do they sleep?

Any merchandise you take, I get to look at and cherry-pick.

- Good night. - Okay! Happy holiday!

No. Thank the fuck Christ.

Well, what's one more day...

Aidan brophy... Would you please shut up about EVERYTHING

Yeah? You sure it ain't too sore from last night?

Not a big talker.

- With Jesus and his family there or what? - No. The one beside that.

I forgot to say, It's gonna sting a little bit. That’s all

Look, Harrison, it's not about the money or the midget.

Is Granny spry?

49 percent. Half.

He don't even have an imaginary friend unless he ditched him.

Thank you for giving that letter to the cops.

LITTLE BILLY BARTY

I just mean because you're Santa Claus.

See? Move the ball. There you go.

- Now, get on out of here. - Okay. Thanks, Santa.

- Wedgie. - Yeah.

Yeah. Some guy asking about you. Looked like a cop.

Well what’s one point?

It made me feel good about myself Like I had a purpose

- Is that what you're saying? - I'm sorry. Your gear? - Willie.

Two-year-olds flip me shit better than you.

JESUS CHRIST IS EVERYTHING FUCKING SHIT WITH YOU!?

Now, put on your fucking hat and get out there.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

Thank the Fuck Christ

I was just trying to help you!

When I was in the joint with him, he told me that the Kitnerboy Redoubt can't be cracked.

Little Billy barty...