Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not anymore. But the wedding is at his family's estate in Hewitt, Texas.

I'll tell ya, Travis...

It's marijuana! Marijuana!

# We knock these niggas out #

Another square root of a three

Well, it's fucking exhilarating.

Yeah, I think it is.

Shut the fuck up. Are you serious?

# Whose pulse felt drum, drum, drum #

Please don't let it be Big Bob. Please don't let it be Big Bob.

We have its tracking numbers.

I've never felt this way about anyone before, really.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Turb...

# And we keep going on and on and on and on #

Y'all aren't here to complain about the noise, are you?

Oh, my God. Are you OK?

Others call us heroes.

No, no, no, dude, don't go in there.

We're innocent men! We're innocent men!

I hope you like donuts.

that's what I'm talking about, that's what I'm talking about.

# That was in the beginning #

In the meantime, you are going to the doctor.

# Jesus will take care of you #

Put that away. Put that away.

Thought you could get away with this, huh?

What the fuck was that?

Yeah? Well, let me ask you something, Kumar.

- Kumar and Roldy? - What's up, man?

Fuck yeah, dude.

What's going on up there?

We do try to keep our inbred son in the basement when we have company.

You ever tried watching football not high It's boring as shit

# I see some pussy-ass niggas, so what the fuck... #

For High Times magazine.

Dude, I was able to perform an appendectomy at age 14.

Sally. Bring on the lineup.

You put those disgusting used tampons in Professor Konop's purse.

Don't need the public thinking we're some two-bit operation.

Please don't let it be Big Bob. Come on.

I'm not joining the mile-high club with you.

# How can I resist? #

Well, we're not stupid! And we're not gonna take this shit anymore!

- Easy. - Easy!

Szeptemberi 30, 1971

That's a convenient thing to say...

Well, shouldn't he be alerted?

Thank you, thank you.

You want to hear the tape?

a way to get out of this, I'm gonna change, OK?

We gotta figure out what to do when we get to the States.

- Fuck. - Yes, you are.

you know, he's in there having the time of his life, having sex.

# Having a bad day, stop by my house #

- Yeah, that's right. - What?

Szeptemberi 28, 1971

# Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth? #

Terrorist plot? Rold and Kumar?

We knew you fuckers would be back.

No, he didn't mean that.

# Weed, it takes the stress away, that's why Bizarre smokes ten blunts a day #

- Got to go somewhere. - Where?

Blue team menu options

# My game's here to party just to cut up a rug #

...that those bugs could be destroyed.

- We got what we need. - Wait a second.

It's not even funny. Hurry up, dude, hurry up.

Isn't this issue of more importance than an ice fishing trip?

Roldy and I ran into some trouble...

- Let's just do it. - Bring it.

# Your shit look like you 14 #

# Thank you, Lord # Services #

Yeah, you've been missing it?

It's his favorite beer.

- Weedy! - Yeah?

What are you working on there?

Your turn. Let 'em dangle.

- Yeah? - Hey, Colton, man.

# She got it, she got it #

For giving the United States a taste of their own medicine.

# Time and time again struttin' and in the summertime #

- Dude, that was awesome. - You guys are awesome.

Come over here.

I guess that makes sense, yeah.

Yeah, man, she even gave me a blumpkin.

We've been walking an entire day and we have not seen a street sign.

- Yeah. - OK, I was just checking.

Wait, what's up with the orange jumpsuits?

- Guys! - Hurry up! Hurry up!

This is true. This is true, Roldy.

# My dick large like the Chargers, the whole team #

I thought it'd be kinda cool to bring somebody else in bed with us.

# He gotta pay for pussy #

# The bright blessed day #

I came way too far.

Cock meat sandwich

we do have some...

Szeptemberi 23, 1971

# Thank you, Lord # # Thank you, Lord #

It's all over now.

I'm sorry. You want rights now.

Wait, wait, wait, wait! We've got to get Neil.

I'm so confused. What's...

# 'Cause rapping is a full-time job #

You guys going to America?

# As I rip my rhymes #

- That was pretty lame. - Told you.

"T-Bird, we're gonna have to break up. "

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to, buddy.

# Free on my own #

Holy shit, we actually made it.

- Hey, buddy. - Dude, Alabama's awesome.

A lot of people think the war on terror is a war that can't be won, right?