Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have its tracking numbers.

Come over here.

# My game's here to party just to cut up a rug #

that's what I'm talking about, that's what I'm talking about.

# My dick large like the Chargers, the whole team #

A lot of people think the war on terror is a war that can't be won, right?

"T-Bird, we're gonna have to break up. "

I'm sorry. You want rights now.

- Hey, buddy. - Dude, Alabama's awesome.

It's not even funny. Hurry up, dude, hurry up.

# Whose pulse felt drum, drum, drum #

- Yeah, that's right. - What?

# Having a bad day, stop by my house #

Another square root of a three

Yeah, you've been missing it?

- We got what we need. - Wait a second.

# The bright blessed day #

Oh, my God. Are you OK?

# Your shit look like you 14 #

Terrorist plot? Rold and Kumar?

# Thank you, Lord # # Thank you, Lord #

a way to get out of this, I'm gonna change, OK?

Holy shit, we actually made it.

It's all over now.

We've been walking an entire day and we have not seen a street sign.

Yeah, man, she even gave me a blumpkin.

We gotta figure out what to do when we get to the States.

What's going on up there?

Szeptemberi 23, 1971

we do have some...

No, no, no, dude, don't go in there.

No, he didn't mean that.

You put those disgusting used tampons in Professor Konop's purse.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Turb...

Cock meat sandwich

Sally. Bring on the lineup.

Your turn. Let 'em dangle.

Shut the fuck up. Are you serious?

Szeptemberi 28, 1971

# That was in the beginning #

you know, he's in there having the time of his life, having sex.

Fuck yeah, dude.

We knew you fuckers would be back.

# We knock these niggas out #

# Thank you, Lord # Services #

We're innocent men! We're innocent men!

For High Times magazine.

Y'all aren't here to complain about the noise, are you?

# As I rip my rhymes #

It's his favorite beer.

- Dude, that was awesome. - You guys are awesome.

# Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth? #

Thought you could get away with this, huh?

Please don't let it be Big Bob. Come on.

It's marijuana! Marijuana!

Blue team menu options

Not anymore. But the wedding is at his family's estate in Hewitt, Texas.

For giving the United States a taste of their own medicine.

I hope you like donuts.

- Yeah? - Hey, Colton, man.

Please don't let it be Big Bob. Please don't let it be Big Bob.

Others call us heroes.

I thought it'd be kinda cool to bring somebody else in bed with us.

Wait, what's up with the orange jumpsuits?

Yeah, I think it is.

- Kumar and Roldy? - What's up, man?

That's a convenient thing to say...

This is true. This is true, Roldy.

- Easy. - Easy!

# She got it, she got it #

I'm not joining the mile-high club with you.

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to, buddy.

- Fuck. - Yes, you are.

Wait, wait, wait, wait! We've got to get Neil.

Szeptemberi 30, 1971

Well, we're not stupid! And we're not gonna take this shit anymore!

What are you working on there?

I've never felt this way about anyone before, really.

I came way too far.

Well, it's fucking exhilarating.

What the fuck was that?

Put that away. Put that away.

You want to hear the tape?

Don't need the public thinking we're some two-bit operation.

- Weedy! - Yeah?

Isn't this issue of more importance than an ice fishing trip?

I'll tell ya, Travis...

You guys going to America?

# Free on my own #

Dude, I was able to perform an appendectomy at age 14.

We do try to keep our inbred son in the basement when we have company.

- Guys! - Hurry up! Hurry up!

# And we keep going on and on and on and on #

- Yeah. - OK, I was just checking.

You ever tried watching football not high It's boring as shit

# Jesus will take care of you #

# He gotta pay for pussy #

In the meantime, you are going to the doctor.

# How can I resist? #

Roldy and I ran into some trouble...

...that those bugs could be destroyed.

Well, shouldn't he be alerted?

# 'Cause rapping is a full-time job #

Yeah? Well, let me ask you something, Kumar.

Thank you, thank you.

- Got to go somewhere. - Where?

- That was pretty lame. - Told you.

# Weed, it takes the stress away, that's why Bizarre smokes ten blunts a day #

I'm so confused. What's...

- Let's just do it. - Bring it.

I guess that makes sense, yeah.

# I see some pussy-ass niggas, so what the fuck... #

# Time and time again struttin' and in the summertime #