Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# When I'm rollin' my Mercedes all the ladies wanna roll #

somethin'... Porch monkey, kike!

# They don't write no tickets #

# So they defeat him, whatever spirit he's got, beat him #

Why did I let my little baby go?

This is where God took me. What are you guys doing out here?

You were the one who made me drink that third beer.

Are you gonna tell me why you're here?

No. Although that would be incredible. He's my hero.

Bye, Vanessa. Hope you feel better.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How do I know you're telling the truth?

It's your solution to everything, you know that?

This is our witness.

- Thank you. Take care, thank you. - It's so nice.

Thank you so much for the hook-up.

Have you made AI before? Yeah, well, It's Fucking Exhilerating

# Let me tell you what they say when I'm pullin' off my drawers #

- What about Neil, man? - No, fuck Neil. He just fucked us.

I told you our friendship was at stake.

Hey, flag down this car.

- Good to see you. - So good to see you. I...

Look at their faces!

# Toca, toca, toca, toca, toca #

- Here? - Yes, sir.

# On a good thing #

- Wow, Raza's place is pretty sweet. - Kinda ghetto for Miami.

This is Vanessa. Vanessa, Maria.

- Hey, Raza! - What?

- Kumar? - Yeah.

Yeah, it is. I brought weed on the plane.

Dead. Or alive.

Sparkle, because it's all about what he wants. It's about him, him, him.

They're gonna fucking make us suck their dicks if we don't.

- Listen, no, sit down. - Fuck me?

# So in the beginning there was hum from a poet #

Depends who’s the bottom

We're actually in Alabama right now, heading to Texas.

and some disinfectant powder, OK, it works sort of like a deodorizer...

- Stop it. - I warned you, Neil.

The last thing that we want to do is criticize it or make it feel different...

Did you see that unicorn?

- Yep. - What the fuck?

Why did I let her go?

# Now play something for me, DJ, 'cause there's nothin' but love #

Dude, I know I'm not calling Neil's parents.

Dude, I told you.

I knew they'd trip up.

just because it was born with horrible deformities.

Potential future president, or unemployed pothead?

Yeah, I done did that but it didn't work.

Raylene and I here are siblings, and we get it on.

It's not fucking funny, Kumar. It's not fucking funny!

- No. Thanks, though. - No, thank you.

Man, somebody call the police. We need to report this.

Put that away. Put that away.

- What? - I have the parachute!

I'm taking a glorious pee-pee.

Who are you again?

You let me cheat off you in Advanced Accounting.

What are the odds?

Yeah, I twisted my ankle. Kumar was just looking at it.

No. I'm sick of listening to this dirt farmer. What's the upshot?

We're not even Muslim, you moron...

OK, OK. Harold and Kumar.

- I've never had to suck a dick before. - Me neither.

Well, if you'd like some self-satisfaction...

- What the... - Look what we got us here, brothers.

There was a Nokia 7710 taken from the console.

- What the fuck? - That looks like Osama bin Laden's beard.

Open the door and I will cut your fucking balls off.

- I really appreciate it. Thank you. - Please don't mention it.

All right, cockmeat sandwich time. You know the drill.

God, it's been forever. What are you guys doing?

What's going on?

Really? I always liked toplessness. That's...

Poison gas POISON GAS!!!

- That's just me. - Yeah? Well, I'm starting...

# And tonight this speaker is Reverend Rufus Johnson #

Line up in the chutes, girls.

- You are benevolent human beings. - Yeah, I know.

Maybe he's got some family contact info in here.

worst thing to hear from your crush

assholes like us wouldn't exist.

So, why are you guys headed to Texas?

Now do you see why I hate you?

- Thanks again. - What nice people.

# In askin' why I'm born I come up blank in the winter #

Help! Help! Help!

Hey, you don't happen to have a Baby Ruth on you, do you?

Well, it ain't a joke.

Roldy was just letting me in on your situation.

I kind of like the first way better.

I totally forgot what I was going to say.

- "The Square Root Of Three"? - No, no, I'm sorry...

Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked!

- Yeah. - Yeah?

Well, now, you know, we also supply...

Get off my set!

Inside this mechanism, I have actually made a little tiny, tiny fan...

Right. That's why they just broke out of prison.

You know. I don't even care because... You know...

I'm telling you, Jorge...