Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The pillow actually looks pretty comfortable.

Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. Appreciate it.

North Korea and al-Qaeda workin' together.

We're gonna die in here. Come on.

- Take the inaugural hit, dude. - No!

Boner achieved!

I did knee an Indian guy in the balls.

I can't fucking believe this.

- No. - No, we didn't do...

GITMO Meat Sammich

- Oh, that's right. - Oh, Jesus.

I just hate that fucking asshole, OK?

Where you guys are going, they have never even heard of rights.

This florist has been a complete nightmare.

we're not looking to hurt your sons...

You said to me we were gonna cross swords. You promised.

- Wasn't that just a TV show? - Jesus Christ!

- Who do we know that... Raza. - Yeah.

# It's time to find the kind # # My summer, his summer #

- The whores are on me, fellas. - No, Neil...

They made him pay for 'em! Yeah!

But don't worry. I'll make sure my dad takes care of everything.

Isn't that a KKK bonfire?

- Why can't I just... - No. Let me put it another way.

Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria.

- Fuck me? - Will you let him talk to you like that?

Yeah, this is where I come to escape from work.

in case the President comes.

But you don't want to bother them when they're doing their whole...

# Thank you, Jesus # # Thank you, Jesus #

# It's nothing but the sticky, icky, green stuff #

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

# That pussy # # That pussy off the chain #

- No, we couldn't. That's... - No, thank you. We really couldn't...

Now here's the truly genius part.

Will you please stop saying that?

One who possesses the face of a date rapist.

- You can move along. - I appreciate it. Thanks, Matt Perry.

I didn't understand what you said.

They may be trying to stonewall us.

You like donuts?

- Fuck! It won't move! - Shit, dude.

- Remember? - Yeah.

# Funk the groovin' thang whistlin' #

I don't need your friends to tell me what to do anymore.

Guys, I didn't mean it like that. I was just...

Hey, look, man, we're in Alabama.

We'll follow... you, I guess.

This thing looks like Sloth?

Other than a couple of traffic tickets, they're clean.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Please.

# Thank you, Jesus # # Thank you, Jesus #

I can't believe... I cannot believe you're willing to fuck that up!

# I'm hangin' with the ballers, yeah, or my nigga Ghost #

Lee and Patel are on their way to Texas as we speak.

# Ooh wee, ooh wee #

You're jealous because Vanessa found somebody better than you.

Hey, chill, we still have two days to fuck up the wedding.

Well that's just downright, disgustin'

Look, I can't promise you the kind of lifestyle that Colton could.

I bet it sucks dick.

# For lettin' me live another day, hey, hey #

What is a blumpkin?

What did you, like, take calculus in high school or something?

- Why aren't you in the car, Kumar? - Dude, I heard her yell.

I got to ask you a question before this all goes down.

Here's to you, Tashonda.

What do ya got?

- on the plane. - Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Please, dude, you're barely even brown.

Wow. You're good at this.

Hey! I'm talking to you. Get back here!

I'm calling you Matthew Perry, you Matthew Perry-looking bitch!

- Come the fuck on. - I'm coming.

# Brothers and sisters # # Yeah #

- I really appreciate it. - Sure.

Yeah, then you put little onions on 'em and you steam 'em, they're awesome.

# Thank you, Jesus # # Thank you, Jesus #

Dude, I've got it!

Man, South Florida here we are.

- Holy shit. Are you serious? Thank you. - Oh, my God. Thank you, Mr. President.

I'm serious about that Kool-Aid.

# He would perform praise and all #

# Till one day he heard a voice call come, come, come #

There's exposed vagina all over your house.

Heck. I'm in the government and I don't even trust it.

That's all I need to hear.

# Light it, pass it and take a puff #

# He need this pussy #

# When I step into the party all the ladies wanna know #

Is that grape soda?

# And then I kiss my stoney baby #

No, you see, you have the wrong idea.

Try having that conversation on shrooms.

You remember that time that you broke into the animal lab...

All right. This is gonna sound crazy, but, basically...

Ladies and Roldy, how would you like to get really fucking high...

It's fucking working!

- What the hell is going on? - I'll tell you what's going on.

I touched your breast.

Look on the bright side. There's a sink. There's a toilet.

Here is your USDA Market Report

# Yeah, yeah, yeah #

I love that show.

Dude, relax. I have a med school interview in ten minutes.

Do you have a problem with the way I'm running the show, Beecher?

You all know I got one!

'cause I'm gonna rock out with my cock out...

wedding thing, right?

- We love America. We love America! - Very much.

We hit ocean. What do we do now?

If you could just step aside, please? Just over here.

He never once apologized for getting me into all this trouble.

Beecher, give me a copy of the Bill of Rights.

There's got to be like a highway or something, right?

Szeptemberi 25, 1971

but your part in Starship Troopers truly, truly changed my life.