Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Holy shit. Are you serious? Thank you. - Oh, my God. Thank you, Mr. President.

- No, we couldn't. That's... - No, thank you. We really couldn't...

# Brothers and sisters # # Yeah #

- Remember? - Yeah.

They may be trying to stonewall us.

- Fuck me? - Will you let him talk to you like that?

Here's to you, Tashonda.

You said to me we were gonna cross swords. You promised.

You all know I got one!

Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. Appreciate it.

Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria.

You like donuts?

This thing looks like Sloth?

- Why can't I just... - No. Let me put it another way.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Please.

This florist has been a complete nightmare.

# It's time to find the kind # # My summer, his summer #

- We love America. We love America! - Very much.

- The whores are on me, fellas. - No, Neil...

Do you have a problem with the way I'm running the show, Beecher?

Wow. You're good at this.

but your part in Starship Troopers truly, truly changed my life.

# Funk the groovin' thang whistlin' #

I bet it sucks dick.

Look, I can't promise you the kind of lifestyle that Colton could.

# Yeah, yeah, yeah #

wedding thing, right?

It's fucking working!

Where you guys are going, they have never even heard of rights.

- You can move along. - I appreciate it. Thanks, Matt Perry.

Dude, relax. I have a med school interview in ten minutes.

No, you see, you have the wrong idea.

# Thank you, Jesus # # Thank you, Jesus #

Here is your USDA Market Report

# Thank you, Jesus # # Thank you, Jesus #

I can't believe... I cannot believe you're willing to fuck that up!

Guys, I didn't mean it like that. I was just...

Well that's just downright, disgustin'

Is that grape soda?

# He would perform praise and all #

If you could just step aside, please? Just over here.

# When I step into the party all the ladies wanna know #

What did you, like, take calculus in high school or something?

Hey, look, man, we're in Alabama.

Please, dude, you're barely even brown.

Man, South Florida here we are.

North Korea and al-Qaeda workin' together.

# And then I kiss my stoney baby #

They made him pay for 'em! Yeah!

- Come the fuck on. - I'm coming.

We hit ocean. What do we do now?

I did knee an Indian guy in the balls.

We'll follow... you, I guess.

# Till one day he heard a voice call come, come, come #

# Light it, pass it and take a puff #

# It's nothing but the sticky, icky, green stuff #

Dude, I've got it!

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

# I'm hangin' with the ballers, yeah, or my nigga Ghost #

Heck. I'm in the government and I don't even trust it.

The pillow actually looks pretty comfortable.

# For lettin' me live another day, hey, hey #

- Who do we know that... Raza. - Yeah.

I didn't understand what you said.

Now here's the truly genius part.

'cause I'm gonna rock out with my cock out...

- Oh, that's right. - Oh, Jesus.

- Take the inaugural hit, dude. - No!

Lee and Patel are on their way to Texas as we speak.

# Ooh wee, ooh wee #

He never once apologized for getting me into all this trouble.

I'm serious about that Kool-Aid.

I touched your breast.

Szeptemberi 25, 1971

Try having that conversation on shrooms.

Yeah, this is where I come to escape from work.

You remember that time that you broke into the animal lab...

I can't fucking believe this.

Look on the bright side. There's a sink. There's a toilet.

- Wasn't that just a TV show? - Jesus Christ!

in case the President comes.

We're gonna die in here. Come on.

Isn't that a KKK bonfire?

- Why aren't you in the car, Kumar? - Dude, I heard her yell.

- I really appreciate it. - Sure.

Will you please stop saying that?

But don't worry. I'll make sure my dad takes care of everything.

Beecher, give me a copy of the Bill of Rights.

Hey, chill, we still have two days to fuck up the wedding.

I'm calling you Matthew Perry, you Matthew Perry-looking bitch!

- No. - No, we didn't do...

There's got to be like a highway or something, right?

I love that show.

- What the hell is going on? - I'll tell you what's going on.

Hey! I'm talking to you. Get back here!

GITMO Meat Sammich

What do ya got?

There's exposed vagina all over your house.

Boner achieved!

- Fuck! It won't move! - Shit, dude.

Ladies and Roldy, how would you like to get really fucking high...

You're jealous because Vanessa found somebody better than you.

Yeah, then you put little onions on 'em and you steam 'em, they're awesome.

I just hate that fucking asshole, OK?

# Thank you, Jesus # # Thank you, Jesus #

I got to ask you a question before this all goes down.

I don't need your friends to tell me what to do anymore.

One who possesses the face of a date rapist.

What is a blumpkin?

All right. This is gonna sound crazy, but, basically...

That's all I need to hear.

- on the plane. - Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey.

# He need this pussy #

# That pussy # # That pussy off the chain #

we're not looking to hurt your sons...

But you don't want to bother them when they're doing their whole...

Other than a couple of traffic tickets, they're clean.