Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're not fucking with Daddy, are you?

'Cause we're fugitives.

# And if you don't smoke weed then, shit, I got some pills #

- You racist fuck! - What the heck?

- Holy shit! - But we're Americans, man.

But there is no way in hell...

- You made this? - You know, I did.

- This is a cool room. - Yeah.

That ain't right.

- You got weed? - No. The other plane.

Hey, look, look!

- I heard her yelling! - I don't want to hear it.

Look how cute this deer is, dude. Not like those asshole deer in New Jersey.

Yeah, yeah, when he gave my dad that appointment at the Defense Department...

No, no, no, it's not a bomb. It's just a bong.

This is good shit, isn't it?

- What the fuck are you doing? - What the fuck are you doing, man?

# Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time #

That's not even necessary.

- What? - What?

No, there's nobody here who is Matthew Perry. No one!

And with a wave of magic wands

Sir, Harold and Kumar are good boys.

Go back to bed, please, dude.

dangling in front of her throat.

It better be good. Here.

But we are going to Amsterdam. Come on.

Stressed out, huh?

# Yo' mama don't like #

- Fuck. Fuck. - Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

I think I can handle a couple mushrooms.

Yeah, send them Indians back to Africa.

What the nigger was that?

Dr. John Beecher, Vice Chairman of the NSA.

No buts. No buts! What do you do...?

They're coming over here.

- Big Bob. - Big Bob?

Yeah, of course. I'm so sorry to bother you. You move along.

Think about it. We should be at Colton's already.

You know how pissed off my dad would get if I did that?

# That pussy # # Pussy real good #

GO TEXAS LONGHORNS

- So, sweetheart, we should get going. - Yes.

Ooh, that burns.

Szeptemberi 3, 1971

I'm going to a whorehouse and I'm gonna get my fuck on.

# And we keep holding on and we keep being strong #

# We'll make heaven a place on earth #

Well, I have huge tits.

Bigger. Bigger. Bigger. Bigger.

- Trust the government? - Yeah.

It's the dawn of a new day.

Totes, dude. Why wouldn't she be?

Looks like you boys picked the wrong side, huh?

I haven't seen you guys since graduation.

Derek, can I get another water?

This guy's the best.

# They say ooh wee #

I love being white!

# I wanna smoke some weed and roll me a J #

They're not that scary.

What is that sound? Are you jerking off again? What are you doing?

That’s what I think of “yeah” gifs

This song starts to rock, dude. This song starts to rock, dude.

OK, then, Beech. How do you propose we find the terrorists, huh?

What are you doing here, man?

Szeptemberi 24, 1971

No, Kumar. Kumar!

Blue team better be ready!

- New customers? - No, Neil, that's all.

The witnesses' description of the driver and passenger...

Don't worry. I got rid of 'em. It was just my neighbors.

Yeah, I do, actually.

- Yeah? - What do they make you eat in here?

- Holy fuck. - Creepy mask.

# She's got something you can't live without #

creeps me out just bein' around you fags.

Big Bob's taking care of them.

Sir, it's our job as airport security...

- What? - In fact...

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you boys.

No, we're here to see Raza.

Sorry, man. I forgot.

Boy, you're scaring me.

cause atrus knew gehn's 233rd age burned down anyway that's why sirrus and achenar knew to take the wine bottles because no one was gonna fix the broken link to j'nanian anyway but catherine made a revelation that she wanted to buy back toldesh koldesa from atrus during when at the point he was teaching yeesha to write her own ages

I know I'll never see the sun

# A knock on his door, his heart is no more #

Come on, man. Wait till we get back to Jersey.

- What? - What?

# That pussy # # Go on and do yo thang #

That's why I joined the Department of Homeland Security.

- No, I'm not being disrespectful. - That's what I say.

...the time to smoke.

Let me be clear.

# Makes your heart sing #

Look, don't insult us, all right?

# Highway to the danger zone #

Her skin was so soft, her lips were so sweet.

Here we go again with Jan Sapperstein.

Can you not wait till we get to Amsterdam?

Honey, I'm home.

It's already dead. You need a hand, dude?

No. Why do you need a Baby Ruth?

Our dicks are touching, aren't they?

Hey, I ran into Todd, at Whitaker's, of course.

He handicapped or something?

since we're in Amsterdam?

- What? - Do you really think Maria's...

You want freedoms right now.

You know, it's people like you...

What about that fuckin' time we had to cover for you...

Dude, honestly...

Don't worry. It'll help you relax because it needs to work for you. Don't worry. It'll help you relax because it needs to work for you.