Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This guy's the best.

It better be good. Here.

- What? - In fact...

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you boys.

Can you not wait till we get to Amsterdam?

No, there's nobody here who is Matthew Perry. No one!

You know, it's people like you...

creeps me out just bein' around you fags.

Look, don't insult us, all right?

# Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time #

Boy, you're scaring me.

- Holy shit! - But we're Americans, man.

# She's got something you can't live without #

Think about it. We should be at Colton's already.

This song starts to rock, dude. This song starts to rock, dude.

It's the dawn of a new day.

GO TEXAS LONGHORNS

Honey, I'm home.

Let me be clear.

You're not fucking with Daddy, are you?

- You made this? - You know, I did.

I haven't seen you guys since graduation.

Hey, I ran into Todd, at Whitaker's, of course.

OK, then, Beech. How do you propose we find the terrorists, huh?

# Makes your heart sing #

Sir, Harold and Kumar are good boys.

- Yeah? - What do they make you eat in here?

What the nigger was that?

- I heard her yelling! - I don't want to hear it.

No, Kumar. Kumar!

- Holy fuck. - Creepy mask.

Dr. John Beecher, Vice Chairman of the NSA.

He handicapped or something?

- Big Bob. - Big Bob?

- Fuck. Fuck. - Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

- What the fuck are you doing? - What the fuck are you doing, man?

since we're in Amsterdam?

Sir, it's our job as airport security...

Hey, look, look!

They're not that scary.

Go back to bed, please, dude.

- What? - Do you really think Maria's...

Looks like you boys picked the wrong side, huh?

Dude, honestly...

# Highway to the danger zone #

They're coming over here.

What is that sound? Are you jerking off again? What are you doing?

Ooh, that burns.

# We'll make heaven a place on earth #

Well, I have huge tits.

No, no, no, it's not a bomb. It's just a bong.

But we are going to Amsterdam. Come on.

...the time to smoke.

# And if you don't smoke weed then, shit, I got some pills #

But there is no way in hell...

That’s what I think of “yeah” gifs

Derek, can I get another water?

# That pussy # # Pussy real good #

No, we're here to see Raza.

It's already dead. You need a hand, dude?

Don't worry. I got rid of 'em. It was just my neighbors.

You know how pissed off my dad would get if I did that?

# They say ooh wee #

- What? - What?

- You racist fuck! - What the heck?

# A knock on his door, his heart is no more #

You want freedoms right now.

What about that fuckin' time we had to cover for you...

Totes, dude. Why wouldn't she be?

Come on, man. Wait till we get back to Jersey.

Yeah, yeah, when he gave my dad that appointment at the Defense Department...

# Yo' mama don't like #

Her skin was so soft, her lips were so sweet.

That ain't right.

Yeah, of course. I'm so sorry to bother you. You move along.

- New customers? - No, Neil, that's all.

I know I'll never see the sun

That's not even necessary.

Sorry, man. I forgot.

'Cause we're fugitives.

Yeah, send them Indians back to Africa.

Blue team better be ready!

I'm going to a whorehouse and I'm gonna get my fuck on.

No buts. No buts! What do you do...?

Yeah, I do, actually.

No. Why do you need a Baby Ruth?

Stressed out, huh?

Look how cute this deer is, dude. Not like those asshole deer in New Jersey.

dangling in front of her throat.

And with a wave of magic wands

Here we go again with Jan Sapperstein.

# That pussy # # Go on and do yo thang #

# And we keep holding on and we keep being strong #

I think I can handle a couple mushrooms.

Our dicks are touching, aren't they?

- No, I'm not being disrespectful. - That's what I say.

That's why I joined the Department of Homeland Security.

Szeptemberi 3, 1971

- You got weed? - No. The other plane.

This is good shit, isn't it?

# I wanna smoke some weed and roll me a J #

What are you doing here, man?

Szeptemberi 24, 1971

I love being white!

- So, sweetheart, we should get going. - Yes.

Bigger. Bigger. Bigger. Bigger.

The witnesses' description of the driver and passenger...

Don't worry. It'll help you relax because it needs to work for you. Don't worry. It'll help you relax because it needs to work for you.

- This is a cool room. - Yeah.

- Trust the government? - Yeah.

cause atrus knew gehn's 233rd age burned down anyway that's why sirrus and achenar knew to take the wine bottles because no one was gonna fix the broken link to j'nanian anyway but catherine made a revelation that she wanted to buy back toldesh koldesa from atrus during when at the point he was teaching yeesha to write her own ages

- What? - What?

Big Bob's taking care of them.