Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But, you know, if you get stressed out, just do what I do.

- Fuck you! Donuts are awesome! - They're delicious.

Don't worry, in a little bit, I'm sure it'll hit you too.

# Bring a bottle of gin, and two of your freaky friends #

I never should have left her.

You're pleading the Fifth, huh?

All right, all right, all right.

on the night before your wedding day.

- Shit, this isn't good. - This is not good. This is not good.

the chances of us remaining friends is highly...

- What do you mean, spirit of... - What do you think I mean?

Well, come on, you're not one of those kung-fu Asians...

# And ladies and gentlemen, come in, praise God with us #

It's gonna be magical.

Colton! How are you, buddy?

You can play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out/ on it. King Hippo's going down.

# I'm glad that I didn't move down South #

Thank you. You ruined the moment.

# Let's get higher than the motherfucking sky #

See if he got Kool-Aid.

Don't worry about him. I have an idea.

# You need Jesus #

OK. No, I'll give you a call. All right.

Has quietly come waltzing by

I thought I told you to stay in the car, man.

Yo, we need to get back on the road, buddy.

You'd better start giving me some answers!

The hand looks like Sloth?

# And clouds of white #

# And we keep going on, and on and on and on #

I have no idea what I'm doing.

# Orange mushrooms and yellow stars Fat bags of beetles in Mason jars #

Been through a lot of shit, figured we might need it.

Do you want her to get raped and murdered?

- Look, dude. - Holy shit.

Szeptemberi 6, 1971

- Why? - Look, we're stealing his car!

We've got to go now, now, now, now, now!

- Fuck you! - Fuck you!

# I want to be happy #

I'll get my dick wet.

Oh, my God! Holy shit!

Well, you want to hear something real fucked-up and awesome that I did?

# My dick bigger than a bridge #

Yeah? I like him better than I like you right now.

You know what I mean. I mean, you're a good dude.

What the fuck you need a satellite radio for?

- There's a fricking Cyclops... - No, you got...

# The dark sacred night #

- Yeah? - Positive about what? I don't...

but, no offense to the rest of you ladies, I am gonna be taking you two.

So just because of the color of my skin, you assume that I have drugs on me?

You're about to find out.

You just gave me an idea, man.

Sir, Matthew Perry over here thinks that I have illegal narcotics on me...

- You did this? - Of course he did this.

Hold up a second.

So shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.

# And they teach him the rest of the world don't need him #

The fucking hand of an evil monster, dude. Like fucking claws and shit.

Look at this. Look at this.

What a fucking chode.

Here. Hide in that.

# I wake up praising God every day #

White power here, white power here, white power here.

We cuss all the time.

- Yeah! - You like that?

OK. It's sweet.

and I schtupped Cindy Kim.

# If you actin' menace I can pick another ho #

It's when a girl gives you head while you're sitting on the toilet takin' a shit.

I asked you specifically to stay in the car.

And love for me has been renewed

Representatives of the different intelligence agencies.

# Break it down, yeah #

after all the shit that we have been through in the last few days...

- All right, all right, all right, all right. - You go first, dude.

You know what she's gonna do with them? Down 'em into her tonsils?

Why don't you lie on the bed?

This is just what I need. A limp during the wedding.

- Exactly. - Right.

Well, no one thought the war against the arachnids of Klendathu could be won.

- All right. - Thank you.

My wrist is swelling, man!

when you said you had an inbred son who lives in your basement.

- I've heard so much about you. - Hi.

Dude, we're not driving through this basketball game.

Security, get them out of here, please.

Them humping hmmm SSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXEY

Man, that was so fuckin' extreme.

No, no, no, no!

- Hey, guys. - Hey.

That's how Chunk won over Sloth in The Goonies.

Yeah, I hear ya.

you're my best friend, dude.

My friend, two words. Starship fuckin' Troopers.

Come on, dude, say something.

I was gonna get one of them new portable satellite radios.

# For me and you #

OK. So, now how do we get to Raza's?

# I'm a bad motherfucker I'm way too fuckin' cold #

I'm not saying I wouldn't lynch the guy, but...

This is typical government bullshit, sir

and as long as I have my freedom of speech, no one's gonna shut me up.