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Well, come on, you're not one of those kung-fu Asians...

OK. So, now how do we get to Raza's?

- Shit, this isn't good. - This is not good. This is not good.

# I want to be happy #

Do you want her to get raped and murdered?

The hand looks like Sloth?

This is typical government bullshit, sir

All right, all right, all right.

# If you actin' menace I can pick another ho #

when you said you had an inbred son who lives in your basement.

Been through a lot of shit, figured we might need it.

# You need Jesus #

Why don't you lie on the bed?

- Hey, guys. - Hey.

# Orange mushrooms and yellow stars Fat bags of beetles in Mason jars #

You know what I mean. I mean, you're a good dude.

Representatives of the different intelligence agencies.

Yeah, I hear ya.

I thought I told you to stay in the car, man.

- Fuck you! - Fuck you!

- All right, all right, all right, all right. - You go first, dude.

# Break it down, yeah #

and as long as I have my freedom of speech, no one's gonna shut me up.

You'd better start giving me some answers!

Them humping hmmm SSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXEY

- What do you mean, spirit of... - What do you think I mean?

# My dick bigger than a bridge #

And love for me has been renewed

# The dark sacred night #

OK. No, I'll give you a call. All right.

- You did this? - Of course he did this.

My friend, two words. Starship fuckin' Troopers.

Yo, we need to get back on the road, buddy.

# And we keep going on, and on and on and on #

What the fuck you need a satellite radio for?

I'm not saying I wouldn't lynch the guy, but...

you're my best friend, dude.

# And ladies and gentlemen, come in, praise God with us #

The fucking hand of an evil monster, dude. Like fucking claws and shit.

- I've heard so much about you. - Hi.

Thank you. You ruined the moment.

White power here, white power here, white power here.

OK. It's sweet.

My wrist is swelling, man!

- There's a fricking Cyclops... - No, you got...

I was gonna get one of them new portable satellite radios.

No, no, no, no!

Yeah? I like him better than I like you right now.

Szeptemberi 6, 1971

Don't worry, in a little bit, I'm sure it'll hit you too.

So just because of the color of my skin, you assume that I have drugs on me?

- Yeah? - Positive about what? I don't...

# And clouds of white #

Here. Hide in that.

You can play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out/ on it. King Hippo's going down.

Well, you want to hear something real fucked-up and awesome that I did?

Sir, Matthew Perry over here thinks that I have illegal narcotics on me...

Hold up a second.

You just gave me an idea, man.

# For me and you #

but, no offense to the rest of you ladies, I am gonna be taking you two.

- Fuck you! Donuts are awesome! - They're delicious.

# I'm a bad motherfucker I'm way too fuckin' cold #

I have no idea what I'm doing.

the chances of us remaining friends is highly...

- Why? - Look, we're stealing his car!

See if he got Kool-Aid.

Has quietly come waltzing by

# Let's get higher than the motherfucking sky #

I'll get my dick wet.

Dude, we're not driving through this basketball game.

on the night before your wedding day.

Colton! How are you, buddy?

# And they teach him the rest of the world don't need him #

Well, no one thought the war against the arachnids of Klendathu could be won.

- Exactly. - Right.

That's how Chunk won over Sloth in The Goonies.

You're pleading the Fifth, huh?

I asked you specifically to stay in the car.

It's when a girl gives you head while you're sitting on the toilet takin' a shit.

Security, get them out of here, please.

But, you know, if you get stressed out, just do what I do.

We cuss all the time.

I never should have left her.

# Bring a bottle of gin, and two of your freaky friends #

This is just what I need. A limp during the wedding.

Look at this. Look at this.

We've got to go now, now, now, now, now!

- Look, dude. - Holy shit.

You're about to find out.

Oh, my God! Holy shit!

It's gonna be magical.

Don't worry about him. I have an idea.

So shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.

Come on, dude, say something.

Man, that was so fuckin' extreme.

What a fucking chode.

You know what she's gonna do with them? Down 'em into her tonsils?

- Yeah! - You like that?

# I wake up praising God every day #

after all the shit that we have been through in the last few days...

# I'm glad that I didn't move down South #

and I schtupped Cindy Kim.

- All right. - Thank you.