Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# What a wonderful #
Oh, psyched? You think she's gonna be psyched?
I had catering get an extra case of Coors Light...
We tried bringing in Syed last night, but he's already left the country.
Look, look, look.
Dude, I don't want a fucking hit!
HYPNOTIC H
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Don't worry, man, she'll be psyched to see you.
Anyway, last day of shooting, I told her.
- Dude, we've got to get out of here! - Jeez, all right, dude, relax.
Wow.
Sounds to me like you need a drink.
I mean, I'm supposed to be with my Maria right now in Amsterdam, OK?
Thank you, Agnes.
What the fuck, yo?
Are you kidding? Me?
- N.P.H.! - No!
Pussy fart!
You boys must be awful tired after what you've been through.
Wait a second. Do you have his contact info?
# In the middle of the summer, or even 20 below #
Just a minute.
It's gonna be exactly like Euro Trip, only it's not gonna suck.
- Random, huh? - Yeah.
Come on, man.
I can't believe you can even think about playing games at a time like this, man.
Nothing is more important than finding a way to get to Texas.
I'm in here.
You were tapping my phone?
had I known that the monkey had AIDS, I never would have done that.
Put that back on. And keep it on.
- Come on. - Wait, wait, wait, wait a second!
- What is his name? We're here... - Vagina.
We don't have wallets. We don't have any ID. We've got nothing.
Put that away. Put that away.
George? We're gonna be late for that wedding.
Now. Now I want each one of y'all to tell me...
Exactly.
Yeah, well you know what? Yeah, well, fuck you, Dad.
- Neil! Neil! - Time to put your dick in the dirt.
Yeah, I love bein' white.
Fag Your gay
- Jesus Christ. OK, OK. - Please don't shoot.
or because he wants me to carry on his legacy, you know?
We were on our way to Texas and we got lost.
- No. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not...
Yeah. The last thing I was letting you guys do is ruin my wedding.
- Hurry up. - Neil!
I thought you were joking...
We went through too much shit to...
What about them? They just got here!
Really?
- I understand that. - You do?
Are you talking on a cellphone when the government is looking for us?
- Shit. - Hold that car!
Come on. Let's get the hell back to Jersey.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
You met Cyrus.
- Thank you so much, buddy. - Anytime.
But why would they be there?
Come on, Rold. You and me?
Really know how to... the Klan knows how to party?
Born in ‘04
Gary and Kumar!
Oh, my God.
- Sure. - Nothing.
What's the matter, Sally? I thought I was one of your top customers.
You couldn't wait till I got out of the shower?
They thought you guys were terrorizers! Ha!
- Let's go! Come on! - Come on!
Jesus, I'm sorry, man.
- Guys. - Please don't worry about us.
I loved her so much.
Shit.
# Pussy, pussy #
- Oh, my God! - Get the fuck out of here! Go! Go!
Sweet.
Is it time? Is it freedom o'clock?
Look, I'm not even gonna be showing this to my professor, all right?
# My stoney, my baby #
Is it time to mechwarrior?
I'm in charge while he's gone.
And it's not that I don't want to be a doctor, but like...
That's Alabama Kush.
Come on, come on! Come on!
Pilla Pilla Pilla Pilla
Only if you promise to get me out of this awkward situation...
OK, fine. Fine.
You realize what would happen if our parents found out about this?
- Get up in your face, man. - We'll see.
How does everybody know about this except for me?
The one that got away, huh?
Should we put it out or what?
I don't have a reason to lie to you, man.
# The cops beat him when all he wants is his freedom #
Harold Lee, I would like to introduce you to an invention of mine.
# How do I say goodbye #
What the hell is that?
It was.
Enjoy.
- Sorry. - Fuckin' party do you think this is?
- Vanessa. - Oh, my God!
# Strip down and be a passenger Strip down and be a messenger #
- I don't even know her last name. - Dude, it's totally cool.
put it in the bowl right here and light it just like a normal bong, OK?
It is an honor to meet you, sir.