Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But why would they be there?
Come on. Let's get the hell back to Jersey.
Dude, I don't want a fucking hit!
Yeah. The last thing I was letting you guys do is ruin my wedding.
The one that got away, huh?
You were tapping my phone?
I can't believe you can even think about playing games at a time like this, man.
What the hell is that?
- Jesus Christ. OK, OK. - Please don't shoot.
# What a wonderful #
# How do I say goodbye #
Really?
Look, look, look.
Gary and Kumar!
Pussy fart!
How does everybody know about this except for me?
Jo
HYPNOTIC H
Come on, Rold. You and me?
Jesus, I'm sorry, man.
Sounds to me like you need a drink.
I loved her so much.
You realize what would happen if our parents found out about this?
- I understand that. - You do?
OK, fine. Fine.
I'm in charge while he's gone.
- What is his name? We're here... - Vagina.
And it's not that I don't want to be a doctor, but like...
Wait a second. Do you have his contact info?
They thought you guys were terrorizers! Ha!
- Oh, my God! - Get the fuck out of here! Go! Go!
- Shit. - Hold that car!
- Random, huh? - Yeah.
I thought you were joking...
It's gonna be exactly like Euro Trip, only it's not gonna suck.
I had catering get an extra case of Coors Light...
You met Cyrus.
- Come on. - Wait, wait, wait, wait a second!
Wow.
- Vanessa. - Oh, my God!
You couldn't wait till I got out of the shower?
# The cops beat him when all he wants is his freedom #
Yeah, well you know what? Yeah, well, fuck you, Dad.
What's the matter, Sally? I thought I was one of your top customers.
It is an honor to meet you, sir.
- I don't even know her last name. - Dude, it's totally cool.
- Thank you so much, buddy. - Anytime.
Don't worry, man, she'll be psyched to see you.
We tried bringing in Syed last night, but he's already left the country.
Now. Now I want each one of y'all to tell me...
# Pussy, pussy #
Really know how to... the Klan knows how to party?
- Thank you. - Thank you.
We were on our way to Texas and we got lost.
Should we put it out or what?
Shit.
What about them? They just got here!
Are you talking on a cellphone when the government is looking for us?
Anyway, last day of shooting, I told her.
Come on, man.
- No. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not...
Harold Lee, I would like to introduce you to an invention of mine.
Enjoy.
- Neil! Neil! - Time to put your dick in the dirt.
Just a minute.
Only if you promise to get me out of this awkward situation...
- Sure. - Nothing.
Is it time? Is it freedom o'clock?
Oh, my God.
# My stoney, my baby #
What the fuck, yo?
- N.P.H.! - No!
That's Alabama Kush.
- Get up in your face, man. - We'll see.
put it in the bowl right here and light it just like a normal bong, OK?
We don't have wallets. We don't have any ID. We've got nothing.
# In the middle of the summer, or even 20 below #
Nothing is more important than finding a way to get to Texas.
- Hurry up. - Neil!
Sweet.
had I known that the monkey had AIDS, I never would have done that.
I'm in here.
Is it time to mechwarrior?
Look, I'm not even gonna be showing this to my professor, all right?
You boys must be awful tired after what you've been through.
- Dude, we've got to get out of here! - Jeez, all right, dude, relax.
Fag Your gay
I don't have a reason to lie to you, man.
Put that back on. And keep it on.
- Sorry. - Fuckin' party do you think this is?
Put that away. Put that away.
Thank you, Agnes.
Exactly.
It was.
Oh, psyched? You think she's gonna be psyched?
- Let's go! Come on! - Come on!
Come on, come on! Come on!
Yeah, I love bein' white.
We went through too much shit to...
Are you kidding? Me?
George? We're gonna be late for that wedding.
Born in ‘04
Pilla Pilla Pilla Pilla
# Strip down and be a passenger Strip down and be a messenger #
I mean, I'm supposed to be with my Maria right now in Amsterdam, OK?
or because he wants me to carry on his legacy, you know?
- Guys. - Please don't worry about us.