Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, what do we do? What do we do?

You are a douchebag...

match that of Lee and Patel.

No. We... are getting married.

You just blew my fucking mind

And, like, 12 cans of Mace.

# Just 'cause you smoke weed don't mean you're a sinner #

What the fuck is he doing?

A good friend is hard to come by.

Take 'em away, guys.

How'd you come up with that?

I don't give a rat's ass what that bitch got.

# Thank you, Lord # # Thank you, Lord #

- Yeah. - She's hot, right?

highly... boobies. Yeah.

Such is my reality A sad irrationality

Its horn was so shiny.

# Highway to the danger zone #

Hey, this wasn't supposed to be a trip through the South, OK?

Sorry, I smoked weed with the President.

# Be my Juliet and I can be your Romeo #

- Would you please... - Oh, my dick!

Harold, what are you doing here?

So what are you guys in here for?

You know that show?

Lee and Patel made a phone call to you.

I'll never forget her. Her name was Tashonda.

They are supposed to be in prison! That is where terrorists belong!

Yeah, I'm done.

You ready for your cockmeat sandwich?

We break free from our mortal bonds

Put it down! Yo, put it down!

# Get in the lap, come on, jump in #

Who do you think you is, hitting me?

And in less than eight hours, we're gonna be in Amsterdam.

He said he got a bomb!

Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked!

- What's your name, miss? - Tits Hemingway.

Every time I go on the online, it says, "Searching for server. "

Szeptemberi 2, 1971

Wow, we actually get a first-hand look at the South, huh?

This is fucked. We are fucked.

What's going on here?

Tell 'em to turn the plane around. These two assholes are goin' back to the U.S.

- What do you mean, they found you? - Listen, I'm so sorry. I am so sorry.

# We're gonna have church tonight # # Yeah, yeah! #

If you want to know the secret of being, you will come with us.

is for some peace and...

It's like I'm a whole new Harold. Better, faster, stronger.

- and the graham crackers. - Everybody sit down.

This time you're not escaping.

- No! Shut up! - OK.

I'm taking a whole week off from work here, man.

Like the government's never screwed us over before. You know what?

This is where Colton grew up, huh?

You better go back to sleep, boy!

- No. - Put the bong away!

Come with me, I'll show you to your bed.

# Rejoice and please let me invite you to evil, greed and lies too #

- You guys are real terrorists? - Some call us terrorists.

- Come on! Come on! Come on! - Neil!

because he knows it'll make me happy...

OK. That's cool.

It was such a big mistake.

Szeptemberi 7, 1971

# Dangerous mind, just like Coolio #

It helps me relax?

Turns out the FBI was already tapping Mr. Goldstein's phone.

So, what's up with you? You still dating the Abercrombie-wearing douchebag?

who make the world think that Americans are stupid!

Pussy, I'm home!

Rufus. Next to them marshmallows...

Szeptemberi 26, 1971

and ask if they have a Maria staying there?

This is what Mike thinks of the first amendment

So a little ice and massage should do the trick. You'll be fine.

- It's gonna be awesome. - It's not not gonna be awesome.

Almost gone, witness.

What's in the bag?

You son of a bitch.

# They say ooh wee #

Listen, no matter what, don't let the creature know that it's ugly, OK?

Well, you look like Matthew Perry.

- Roldy? - Please don't!

This is ridiculous.

Hey, dude, there's a lighter here with a clown on it.

I think I'm OK. Yeah.

Best s'mores we've had in a long time...

My grandpappy bought this land in 1902.

I don't know what the hell is going on here...

I mean, I don't need them to tell me how to do what I have to do.

Well, they know we're closing in on 'em, that's why.

All I saw was the creature's hand.

- What? - OK. Fuck.

I just had the most fucked-up nightmare.

you can treat me like some dork in gym class?

Yeah. The sun's about to go down.

Have you forgotten what happened the last time you were here?

Amsterdam is a very small place. It's not gonna be...

I own that place now, Colton.

your dick's gonna be sore for two weeks.

and he's getting married to Kumar's ex-girlfriend.

# I said, "Now, why the hell would I wanna interrupt it?" #

Hope you boys like extra mayo!

Do you know if they know anybody in Florida?

Oh, my God, there she is.