Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't think so. Dude, the Klan is fucking slow.
I can promise you that I will always love you.
That is so sweet.
- Wipe and leave. Wipe and leave now! - Dude, this thing is huge!
and second of all...
- I can't believe this. - Vanessa, let me explain...
his timing, it's priceless.
You know, this is great, guys.
Sounds like an incredible job, man.
- Hurry up. Come on, man. - Guys.
# Bring your son along, shit, he can hit the joint #
# 'Cause shotgun bullets are bad for your health #
Holy shit!
Don't worry. It'll help you relax while it goes away. Don't worry. It'll help you relax while it goes away.
God, his dick smells like shit, dude.
# La, la, la, la, la, la-la #
She's all yours, buddy.
If we get out of this...
saving herself for you, dude?
- You're actually very close. May I? - Yeah.
- I don't want to hear the excuses! - It's not an excuse!
- Good to see you guys again. - Congratulations again.
Why would you go through my purse?
that I love more than a hot, new pussy.
We believe he's of Korean descent.
OK. You don't speak to me, ever.
Jesus Christ, there's a fucking monster!
You don't get shit like this in New Jersey.
- Really? - Yes.
You can make it, dude.
Mexicans
# Suspicious, he moved, it was his cost #
What's up with the guy with the weird eyes?
Neil.
- What... Neil! What are you doing? - Come on. Come on. Come on.
- All right, let's get goin'. - Hold on, hold on, hold on, Big Bob...
Actually, my dad taught it to me in sixth grade.
I love bein’ white!
Man. I can't believe we're going back.
Giving him what he deserves.
- Dude. Dude. - Oh, my God.
She had these tiny, little Hershey Kiss nipples...
- All right. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. - Neil, Neil, come on! Come on, man!
What's going on?
How about you answer that question? I'm gonna go check this out.
- I actually still have some weed. - You do?
It's just this fucking calculus final is killing me.
Dude.
You couldn't wait?
- That's not good. - Now there's no music, man.
Besides, I bring you new customers.
Lynch 'em!
Holy shit!
- Would you put that down? - No, you can hook up to the Internet.
- Very patriotic of you. - Thank you.
I'm sure you get this all the time...
I just can't find her anywhere.
What the hell are y'all doing in my office?
- No! Fuck that! - Yes!
# I want to be happy, just like... #
Come on, don't be embarrassed. You know, a lot of girls find intelligence sexy.
What does the P.H. Stands for in N.P.H.?
- Man, this is so not like me. - Yeah.
It's like right now...
- Seriously? - Yeah. It's in my pants.
when it comes to feeling good...
Just let me...
Should we? What if they kill us out there?
You have. You look amazing. Your hair is diff...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
# Ooh wee # # La, la, la, la, la, la-la #
Really? You think so?
Are all these planes yours?
I've looked through the files on Harold Lee and Kumar Patel.
Yeah.
I think it still has cheese on it.
Zip it, Hello Kitty. OK? I know your operation's funded through drugs.
# Yeah, confusing days, he moved aways #
- This car is frickin' sweet. - Yeah, yeah, it's sweet.
# And we sittin' over here at sixteen five-o, cone it #
Excuse me.
Right now, she's probably got two uncircumcised dicks...
Our son.
This is bigger than I thought
# What? # # Just 'cause you smoke weed #
...you buy?! Do you think we need another set of golf balls?
You picked the wrong plane, you terrorist fuck!
Damn it. Make sure the press doesn't get wind of this.
# She's got something you can't live without #
All right, guys. Jet's all fueled. You should be home in no time.
# He wanna taste this pussy #
# Tabernacle, yeah # # And #
'Cause this is America, dude...
When you were slaving away at work...
Let's go to work. Hey, listen, guys, enjoy.
I'm sorry.
You wanna know what I think about the Fifth Amendment?
- Harold, this is definitely not... ... get it.
That's my boy!
Anyway, we were on a parachute and we sort of landed on your ranch.
Are you fucking kidding me?
'cause I got a whole lot of sandwich waitin' for ya.
after you try and blow up a plane filled with Americans!
How the fuck am I supposed to do that?
- Walk? - Yeah.
Congratulations, you guys.
# I wake up praising God every day #
Shut up!
- I became his right-hand man. - Douche.
He likes you.
Find out if they have any relatives in the country.
Mexicans!
- Wow. Man. - Shit.
♪ What a wonderful world ♪ ♪ What a wonderful world ♪
- So who the heck are you guys? - All right.
# It's just something about that woman #
That prick fucking branded me!
# My stoney baby #
We are here to see...
we just wanna know where they are.
Yeah, how about that?
Let's get out of here.
Don't you dare say a fucking word about my angel!
# And keep the downstream down and the upstream up #
Oh, my God!
You'll find love again someday.
Szeptemberi 11, 1971
# I wake up praising God every day #
- What is happen... - Who is that?
These fuckers are goin' down.
So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
- Bye. - Bye.
at the Wal-Mart the other day.
# My dick plays on the double feature screen #
But first... y'all got to get in the spirit of the party.
Yeah.
I got this one!
# And he believes the disease that he's heathen #
No buts. No buts! What do you do...? No buts. No buts! What do you do...?
We need...
Holy fucking shit, that was awesome.