Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't worry. It'll help you relax while it goes away. Don't worry. It'll help you relax while it goes away.

Should we? What if they kill us out there?

and second of all...

- What is happen... - Who is that?

That prick fucking branded me!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Man. I can't believe we're going back.

You don't get shit like this in New Jersey.

# 'Cause shotgun bullets are bad for your health #

You have. You look amazing. Your hair is diff...

You wanna know what I think about the Fifth Amendment?

- Good to see you guys again. - Congratulations again.

Find out if they have any relatives in the country.

# Tabernacle, yeah # # And #

You can make it, dude.

# And he believes the disease that he's heathen #

# La, la, la, la, la, la-la #

She had these tiny, little Hershey Kiss nipples...

Are all these planes yours?

- Man, this is so not like me. - Yeah.

You know, this is great, guys.

# I wake up praising God every day #

Besides, I bring you new customers.

# Suspicious, he moved, it was his cost #

# I wake up praising God every day #

his timing, it's priceless.

# And keep the downstream down and the upstream up #

- Dude. Dude. - Oh, my God.

- Very patriotic of you. - Thank you.

Let's go to work. Hey, listen, guys, enjoy.

Sounds like an incredible job, man.

# He wanna taste this pussy #

- Wow. Man. - Shit.

OK. You don't speak to me, ever.

- I actually still have some weed. - You do?

- Wipe and leave. Wipe and leave now! - Dude, this thing is huge!

- I became his right-hand man. - Douche.

when it comes to feeling good...

- All right, let's get goin'. - Hold on, hold on, hold on, Big Bob...

♪ What a wonderful world ♪ ♪ What a wonderful world ♪

- Seriously? - Yeah. It's in my pants.

This is bigger than I thought

I'm sure you get this all the time...

So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?

Yeah, how about that?

- Hurry up. Come on, man. - Guys.

What's up with the guy with the weird eyes?

You couldn't wait?

- No! Fuck that! - Yes!

All right, guys. Jet's all fueled. You should be home in no time.

I've looked through the files on Harold Lee and Kumar Patel.

- I don't want to hear the excuses! - It's not an excuse!

Zip it, Hello Kitty. OK? I know your operation's funded through drugs.

It's just this fucking calculus final is killing me.

I can promise you that I will always love you.

# She's got something you can't live without #

'cause I got a whole lot of sandwich waitin' for ya.

that I love more than a hot, new pussy.

How about you answer that question? I'm gonna go check this out.

I think it still has cheese on it.

What does the P.H. Stands for in N.P.H.?

Congratulations, you guys.

When you were slaving away at work...

- Walk? - Yeah.

- This car is frickin' sweet. - Yeah, yeah, it's sweet.

# What? # # Just 'cause you smoke weed #

Holy fucking shit, that was awesome.

We are here to see...

after you try and blow up a plane filled with Americans!

Damn it. Make sure the press doesn't get wind of this.

I got this one!

- I can't believe this. - Vanessa, let me explain...

If we get out of this...

She's all yours, buddy.

# Bring your son along, shit, he can hit the joint #

I love bein’ white!

Don't you dare say a fucking word about my angel!

Right now, she's probably got two uncircumcised dicks...

# And we sittin' over here at sixteen five-o, cone it #

# My dick plays on the double feature screen #

Really? You think so?

Giving him what he deserves.

It's like right now...

Come on, don't be embarrassed. You know, a lot of girls find intelligence sexy.

We believe he's of Korean descent.

- So who the heck are you guys? - All right.

# Ooh wee # # La, la, la, la, la, la-la #

Let's get out of here.

Jesus Christ, there's a fucking monster!

What's going on?

God, his dick smells like shit, dude.

But first... y'all got to get in the spirit of the party.

'Cause this is America, dude...

we just wanna know where they are.

How the fuck am I supposed to do that?

- All right. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. - Neil, Neil, come on! Come on, man!

Actually, my dad taught it to me in sixth grade.

Why would you go through my purse?

- That's not good. - Now there's no music, man.

- You're actually very close. May I? - Yeah.

Anyway, we were on a parachute and we sort of landed on your ranch.

- Really? - Yes.

Szeptemberi 11, 1971

You'll find love again someday.

I don't think so. Dude, the Klan is fucking slow.

at the Wal-Mart the other day.

I just can't find her anywhere.

# My stoney baby #

- What... Neil! What are you doing? - Come on. Come on. Come on.

You picked the wrong plane, you terrorist fuck!

- Would you put that down? - No, you can hook up to the Internet.

These fuckers are goin' down.

# I want to be happy, just like... #

No buts. No buts! What do you do...? No buts. No buts! What do you do...?

That is so sweet.

# It's just something about that woman #

- Harold, this is definitely not... ... get it.

# Yeah, confusing days, he moved aways #

Are you fucking kidding me?

What the hell are y'all doing in my office?

saving herself for you, dude?

...you buy?! Do you think we need another set of golf balls?