Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ever hear of a cockmeat sandwich?

Yeah. That was my idea.

Our satellites are running a trace on it, as we speak.

It's 'cause of assholes like you that we're even in this fucking place...

Colton's practically planning the whole wedding all by himself.

You're smoking drugs in the library? What if somebody catches us?

I'll take care of this myself.

Vanessa fell down. And I was helping her.

I bet. I bet you've been missing the thundercock too, haven't you, baby?

- Really? - Oh, yeah.

- Thank you. Thank you. - Don't mention it.

I’m sorry! You want rights now?

- Shut up! - Fuck!

- It's OK. - Sorry.

I will go inside alone and, if we're lucky, Colton will help us out.

You be happy with what you have.

What in the nigger was that?

You leave this car, and our friendship is over.

Well, you better get hungry real fast...

- You like giving hand jobs? - No, sir.

# There's something # # About that woman #

# I wanna smoke some weed and roll me a J #

Because of you, my best girl quit.

Hey, listen, you're not gonna believe this...

Szeptemberi 14, 1971

# Thank you, Lord # # Thank you, Lord #

So it knocks you out, and it keeps you going at the same time.

Oh, shit. Shit.

Who do you think bought you that Prada bag?

Teeth, teeth, Weedy, teeth.

- We'll find her. - We'll find her, dude.

What the fuck are you doing?

Better than you! Let me think.

- What are you talking about? - Neil...

Putting it in the ass now, Weedy.

- This really came out great. - Yeah, it did, man.

Yeah! Yeah, President Bush and my dad were in the same fraternity.

That's what I think of the 10th Amendment.

What I have is a husband who ain't worth a turd!

There are three air marshals on board. Three!

I thought you were going to Amsterdam.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

You're the ones that's gay for suckin' my dick!

# So sit down, relax and chill #

- What? - Hang on.

Don't make me come down there and whip your Cyclops ass!

# He soon became # # Boom boom boom #

We've only been broken up two years.

# Shoot him dead between his lips #

# Ooh wee # # La, la, la, la, la, la-la #

So, you saw the fugitives, huh?

You'll find someone else.

- Roldy, she's hot. - Dude, go get her!

- No. ... you fucking douchebag, fuck you!

- What's going on? - Harold, I'm doing a photo shoot.

# That pussy # # That pussy real good #

No, people, it's a water pipe for tobacco.

# 'Cause I'm bad for your health, I come real stealth #

No, I'm sorry. That dickweed is not helping us.

- We can't leave him back there. - He stole your fucking car last week!

Their friend Raza Syed lives in Miami.

I gotta go drain the main vein.

# My stoney baby #

First of all, look at this beautiful Alabama landscape, OK?

# What a wonderful world #

I thought we were friends, man. How could you betray me like this?

What the hell are y'all doing out here in them fancy clothes?

Look, Chief. I'm not here to argue seblantics with you, OK?

Guys, we're just gonna get out of here.

# Thank you, Jesus # # Yeah #

that people from the South were kinda...

- Hey, hey, hey. Shut up. Shut up! - I...

This place is gonna suck.

I'm here to save lives.

Well, don't wait too long. We've got to leave for the airport in an hour.

Enough, Fox! I've had enough of your crap!

# Baptist # # God every day #

Kenny, come on, man. Hurry the fuck up.

I donate blood.

- You did that? - Well, that's just downright disgustin'.

Where's he going?

# Gonna take you right into the danger zone #

You fucking tool.

- I missed you so much. - I missed you.

- Yeah! - Yeah?

Please. I really need to go.

You just have to believe in your country.

that you just wanted to suck on all night long.

...that you did to a minority this week. Yeah.

Shit, they found us. They found us. They found us.

- Do you want to rape America? - No.

Listen, about our situation...

You know, the whole reason people come to the stacks...

It smells like burnt asshole.

# Ooh, heaven is a place on earth #

you're a fucking pussy banker, for Christ's sakes.

Szeptemberi 8, 1971

I loved you, man.

♪ What a wonderful world ♪ (human farting) ♪ What a wonderful world ♪ (human farting)

This guy's funny. You're funny.

What do you mean, what am I doing? He called me Matthew Perry.

But, listen, to be honest, after all the shit that we've been through...

You'll be up in Maria's guts in no time, all right?

to search for all possible weapons or illegal drugs.

and then we escaped and snuck into America with a bunch of Cubans...

This is so ignorant.

Szeptemberi 21, 1971

That cockmeat sandwich. That's my favorite.

I just can't wait to get back, man.

No, I won't. Not like Vanessa.

All right, all right, let's all calm down.

- That's my hat. - That was my hat, bro.

Dude, they set up a fucking roadblock! They're gonna find us.

- So fuck it. Forget about that. - Yeah.

It's the best way.

- Neil's dead! Neil's dead! - No!

You've obviously never been ice fishing before.

What the nigger was that?

You sure? 'Cause this is America.

Shit. It's Cheney. Come on, you guys. Keep quiet. Follow me.

Well, you guys haven't changed.

- This is good shit. - I know. I know.