Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# Thank you, Lord # # Sunday #

- med school thing, right? - I know.

where we'd be forced to suck Big Bob's fat dick.

- Kumar. - Yeah.

I don't wanna die!

Every time I see a bag of Hershey's Kisses, my balls get so wet.

You thought that after 9/11 our national security was a joke, huh?

- It does? - Yeah.

- You like getting hand jobs? - Yeah.

# A fat bag of weed and some Happy Meals? #

The President's supposed to be at our wedding...

Listen, Roldy filled me in on the situation.

I'da straightened up in here.

# As long as I don't touch it #

# Take care of my kids, be the man of the house #

because I'm a minority.

# Your dick suffer from stage fright #

- What? - I got this.

# My dick locked in a cage, right #

# My dick so hot it's stolen #

Oh, yeah, that's it.

- Five alive. - Sure.

That means I get to pardon whoever I want. You guys are in the fuckin' clear.

Rold, come on, of course they are.

That's what I think of the second Amendment.

- Where y'all going? Damn! - We was just trying to help.

And my favorite book is A Moveab/e Feast.

Hey! Hey, what are you doing?

Are they still behind us?

This is poison.

It's just it's Kumar's fault.

You know, Roldy, I really thought you were bigger than this.

Yeah, you look great. You look awesome. Sorry.

- That's right! - After everything I let you buy!

# Something about that woman #

The glass hurt my dick. The glass hurt my dick.

This isn't necessary! Mr. White is telling you the truth!

Hey, look, dude.

Yo. Yo. Yo, look, he has one of these things.

Then stop fucking with me.

A three is all that's good and right

...in your basement, man! ... a fucking thing, dude!

The point is, boys...

That looks like Osama bin Laden's beard.

Now back off...

Well, well, well. I thought you'd never show your face around here again.

# Watch the butterflies hit the wall #

That's big of you, Kumar.

We'll do it your way.

You ever tried farmin' not high? It's borin' as shit.

My name is Harold Lee, sir...

HERE IS YOUR USDA MARKET CALL

What about you?

# My niggas is my niggas 'cause my niggas... #

- Why did you bring us here, dude? - What do you mean, why did I...

So you take a little weed...

# Makes your heart sing #

If you ever need anything, I'm your man.

Do you have a masters in romantic Korean literature?

What are you guys doing here?

# It don't mean you don't believe in God #

Gross! You fucking pissed on me!

Yeah, well at least Vanessa's not in Amsterdam...

# Thank you, Lord # # Thank you, Lord #

# Fuck it! Let's go to see the point #

Happened on the set of C/ara's Heart.

- Fuck you! Fuck you! - I'm gonna rip you up, bitch!

- We'll find it, we'll find it. ... thataway. Yeah.

That guy scares the crap out of me. Let's go hide in the guesthouse.

Sorry. It's a little sticky.

Colton is the only guy that can help us out at this point.

and started realizing what your government is doing to the world...

Rejoicing as an integer

She was my little baby.

I don't even know...

I fucked up and I always fuck up. I am a fuck-up.

Dude, this is weed.

# And we keep holding on and we keep being strong #

we were on a plane to Amsterdam...

# She say I'm no good #

We know what he said!

and I'm offended.

Looks like I got a little more pull with the President than you, bitch.

- It's done. - Don't say that.

I don't know how to say this any other way, man, but we're fugitives.

You know what he got me? A job.

You owe us, man.

and, like, stole that monkey and put it in Andy Rosenberg's dorm room?

I'm scared because they're scary.

He is a douchebag. What were you thinking?

Of course, you're a model. You're very hot. You're a model.

This is bigger than I thought.

And tell us what you want us to do.

Y'all come down here and hide in the basement. I will handle this.

electronic devices right over there.

Thanks, man. Cheers, dude.