Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what he got me? A job.

That means I get to pardon whoever I want. You guys are in the fuckin' clear.

Colton is the only guy that can help us out at this point.

Looks like I got a little more pull with the President than you, bitch.

HERE IS YOUR USDA MARKET CALL

Happened on the set of C/ara's Heart.

because I'm a minority.

It's just it's Kumar's fault.

- Where y'all going? Damn! - We was just trying to help.

He is a douchebag. What were you thinking?

I don't wanna die!

Yeah, well at least Vanessa's not in Amsterdam...

You owe us, man.

and, like, stole that monkey and put it in Andy Rosenberg's dorm room?

- What? - I got this.

# She say I'm no good #

- Kumar. - Yeah.

...in your basement, man! ... a fucking thing, dude!

You know, Roldy, I really thought you were bigger than this.

I don't know how to say this any other way, man, but we're fugitives.

# Take care of my kids, be the man of the house #

- That's right! - After everything I let you buy!

- Fuck you! Fuck you! - I'm gonna rip you up, bitch!

We know what he said!

Y'all come down here and hide in the basement. I will handle this.

This isn't necessary! Mr. White is telling you the truth!

# Makes your heart sing #

Rold, come on, of course they are.

That's what I think of the second Amendment.

I don't even know...

where we'd be forced to suck Big Bob's fat dick.

we were on a plane to Amsterdam...

and I'm offended.

- It's done. - Don't say that.

- Why did you bring us here, dude? - What do you mean, why did I...

The President's supposed to be at our wedding...

That's big of you, Kumar.

Do you have a masters in romantic Korean literature?

Of course, you're a model. You're very hot. You're a model.

This is bigger than I thought.

Now back off...

Hey! Hey, what are you doing?

The glass hurt my dick. The glass hurt my dick.

# Watch the butterflies hit the wall #

- Five alive. - Sure.

Well, well, well. I thought you'd never show your face around here again.

And my favorite book is A Moveab/e Feast.

We'll do it your way.

# And we keep holding on and we keep being strong #

And tell us what you want us to do.

You thought that after 9/11 our national security was a joke, huh?

Are they still behind us?

# Thank you, Lord # # Sunday #

# My dick so hot it's stolen #

- We'll find it, we'll find it. ... thataway. Yeah.

# My dick locked in a cage, right #

and started realizing what your government is doing to the world...

- It does? - Yeah.

Rejoicing as an integer

I'm scared because they're scary.

Sorry. It's a little sticky.

You ever tried farmin' not high? It's borin' as shit.

If you ever need anything, I'm your man.

Yeah, you look great. You look awesome. Sorry.

What are you guys doing here?

# Your dick suffer from stage fright #

# A fat bag of weed and some Happy Meals? #

Listen, Roldy filled me in on the situation.

# Fuck it! Let's go to see the point #

# Something about that woman #

She was my little baby.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

Dude, this is weed.

Then stop fucking with me.

Gross! You fucking pissed on me!

# Thank you, Lord # # Thank you, Lord #

So you take a little weed...

# As long as I don't touch it #

# My niggas is my niggas 'cause my niggas... #

Yo. Yo. Yo, look, he has one of these things.

- You like getting hand jobs? - Yeah.

# It don't mean you don't believe in God #

I fucked up and I always fuck up. I am a fuck-up.

- med school thing, right? - I know.

Hey, look, dude.

electronic devices right over there.

I'da straightened up in here.

Every time I see a bag of Hershey's Kisses, my balls get so wet.

That looks like Osama bin Laden's beard.

This is poison.

A three is all that's good and right

The point is, boys...

That guy scares the crap out of me. Let's go hide in the guesthouse.

Thanks, man. Cheers, dude.

What about you?

My name is Harold Lee, sir...