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You ever try raidin' not high? It's Boring as shit

And I promise you, if we figure out...

- Keep your hands up. - Please don't shoot us.

It's obvious these kids are innocent. But you're too dumb to realize that.

Don't worry, Chestnut. I took complete care of 'em.

if he can't be a good friend to me, I'm not gonna be a good friend to him.

Neil, can you just focus on driving? You've had... Focus on the road.

Now why don't you tell me what really happened?

You see this cute, little white girl, Beecher?

Shut up! You're an idiot.

Explain why you're putting me through...

It's not like you would understand, so...

the bottomless trend. Hence, the bottomless party.

This is an outrage!

Even look at the credit card bills?

Szeptemberi 1, 1971

I'm just saying that...

Would that make you feel better?

Marijuana is illegal, Vanessa.

- I'll loan you one of my cars. - Really?

# My stoney, my stoney #

He's black. He's not a racist.

You were supposed to be following the directions, asshole. What do you mean?

# Ba-dunk, ba-dunk, ba-dunk #

Szeptemberi 29, 1971

I am in a great amount of pain!

The Bill of Rights? Why?

Ain't nothing GAY about getting your dick sucked you're the one who's gay for sucking my dick

- Do you mind if I take a look? - No.

Fuck you, foundry is awesome! It's delicious!

Smell that? That smells like douche.

That's why I'm so stressed out right now.

Patrick Harris.

- Love your dickdo, Raza. - Yeah. Drink it in.

- All clear. - Safe to proceed.

Harold and Kumar.

They're using some sort of dialect I've never heard before.

# My dick pink and big #

I was actually being a productive member of society.

and let me do my job.

you fucking cowards!

- Did I beep? - No, you didn't beep.

Szeptemberi 20, 1971

# I got to give it up #

It's total gibberish.

Just have some coffee. Yeah?

Actually, Mr. President, there is one thing.

We found their phone.

- Yeah. - Shall we?

I just want to let you know...

Thanks for stopping.

Yeah. How else was I supposed to get past him?

I know, right? All right, boys.

and four large orders of fries?

- No, I'm trying to explain it! Harold! - Shut up, shut up, shut up! Shut up!

Listen. I'm really sorry to bother you with this.

I kind of always, you know, sort of assumed...

- Look... What are you doing? What is this? - You'll see.

Well, where are we going?

Whhaaattt!!! The hellll

But that don't mean we ought to be judged.

Why did we have to leave? Their Goonies child was kind of cute.

# Nigger, I'm high, nigger, you high # # Uh-huh #

Beecher, what are you doing?

# And we keep holding on and we keep being strong #

What's going on? We're in Birmingham, Alabama. Are we supposed to be here?

But it was agony pretending his puny, little penis satisfied me.

When they offer a Cabbed vermeer rig + $40 Hourly with Perdeim Boner Achieved!

What the hell is this?

and this is Kumar Patel.

Watch out for cheetahs! This is cheetah turf.

Please don't let it be Big Bob. Please don't let it be Big Bob.

and we're not gonna find you, huh?

What the fuck? Why am I talking to you about this?

# I can tell you what they say, haters, if you wanna know #

It's probably just some Amsterdam fling, all right?

It's the weed capital of the world!

He's here! I knew he'd come.

And I'm happy for you and Vanessa.

So what are you guys doing in South Beach?

No doubt. If anyone could clear your names, it's him.

Negative. He's on an ice fishing trip in Glacier Bay.

# For letting me # # At 4:20 #

# Ooh, heaven is a place on earth #

That blond negro they got on there, he had me in stitches.

- Are you retarded? - No.

No buts. No buts!. What do you do...? No buts. No buts!. What do you do...?

And Neil Patrick Harris isn't around to see it, man.

This song rocks, dude.

If you two don't want to get your dicks wet, that's fine with me.

Hey, what are you doing?

Yeah, me too. It didn't work out.

# And we keep going on and on and on and on #

You were right.

- Yeah, but... - He's a good driver. Stop.

Hello? Come, come?

- A lot. - I bet.

# Ba-dunk, ba-dunk, ba-dunk #

Szeptemberi 10, 1971

# The hotter the intensity #

# For lettin' me live another day, hey, hey #

And we're not dating anymore.

Roldy, you're missing out, brother.

# Pussy real good #

Holy shit, dude.

So, what do you say you take a brother back?

They're getting weapons, man.

# Something about that woman #

For nine could thwart this evil trick With just some quick arithmetic

# We havin' church up in here tonight It's the Reverend Rufus Johnson #