Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich?

Yo. What are you guys talking about?

# For lettin' me live another day, hey, hey #

Who are these people?

Hey, who you calling Matthew Perry, bitch?

and we figured that maybe your Colton could help us out.

# My dick cost a late-night fee #

and even if we were, that doesn't make us terrorists.

# Thank you, Jesus #

The other day, caught a rerun of that show Becker.

Then read it to me.

I don't know if we can trust our government anymore.

That looks like Osama bid Laden's beard

We were about to have all the legal weed we wanted.

Really? Drinking?

It will be a cold day in hell before I let you hijack this plane.

I love you, dude.

# And I think to myself #

Our square-root signs become unglued

# That pussy, pussy #

I don't even know what I was thinking.

Szeptemberi 13, 1971

Just want to make sure everything works out smoothly.

♪ What a wonderful world ♪ ♪ What a wonderful world ♪

What the hell is going on here?

It may be. But I'm gonna wait till you get out of the shower.

It's gonna be a bumpy fuckin' ride.

We just... we show up in Amsterdam and we start calling hotels...

Meet the smokeless bong.

You mean the world to me, man. I love you.

Come on, boys, let's chase them back to the border!

# I see trees of green #

# Police pull me over #

I assume Secretary Whitmore's coming?

- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Jesus Christ!

- Hey. - Hey. How you doing?

Hey, Jon, are you gonna let him do that?

We gotta go see Raza.

There is nothing on the planet...

We're definitely gonna find her.

What about the really high club?

Well, good call.

You've had dozens of shrooms, my friend.

It's a baby deer.

Tell them that in your fake ching-chong language.

Where's your Koran now?

# I got to give it up #

Can you move it around in a circle?

You're still not reading that poem.

What are you doing? I'm taking a piss, asshole!

Roldy, can you move us out of the way? There's a house coming up down here.

# I think to myself #

It's about seven dollars?

So you guys are fucking fugitives?

Yeah. It was like I was telling the Sheriff...

# You better check yo self #

Yeah, well, listen, Dr... Dipshit.

- Y'all need a place to stay? Ya hungry? - Yeah, sure.

# Drag this pussy nigga, slap his ass up like a bitch #

Fuck that. Listen, guys, guys, guys. I am the fucking President, all right?

- Come on. - Just wait.

as soon as possible.

But it's cool. He doesn't know how to say "I'm sorry. "

I'm an innocent man.

Kyle Fuckin Tucker

Sir, I need you to step aside, please. Let me search you.

Road. Neil, please, can you pay attention...

- No luck, huh? - No.

Can you use tongue?

Szeptemberi 19, 1971

- No. - Neil, no.

# Grab the Hennessy, get the acid tab #

I don't know what I was thinking dating that douchebag Colton.

Just a random security check.

Yeah. You know what that means, benevolent?

- Still getting into trouble, huh? - A little bit.

Hey, Colton, I can't believe you're doing this for us...

Roldy, dude, I'd never thought I'd say this in a million years...

Your cocks are awesome, man!

# If you're in doubt then you are missing out #

I lit a lot of these candles.

- Doesn't she look amazing? - Yeah.

# He smell this pussy #

# I see them bloom #

And now, how about you focus?

We're actually on our way to Amsterdam.

# His missus he thinks is a little lost #

That's what this is all about, isn't it? You want to fuck up the wedding.

Honey, something's wrong with that DSL.

I didn't think I could take on that kind of responsibility.

Jesus, every time the two of us try to get anywhere...

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to, buddy

Hey, I paid her good money.

I am not Arab! I am Indian!

You know what bothers me the most, though?

No, we're whores.

Racist? Dude, I'm black.

- I laced it with blow. - Fuck.

Look what we got us here brothers

'Cause he doesn't have a police record. He's an orthodontist, for Christ's sake.

We'll go back to the Jerz...

Yeah, there's got to be a highway.

# In askin' why I'm born I come up on when I'm on her #

- This is nuts. This is nuts. - I know, dude.

# She said, "Boy, go ahead" #

Hope you boys like extra mayo.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

That looks like Osama bin Laden's beard.

- But... - All right.

lie to your ex-girlfriend about how you got crabs?

# Catholic, Jehovah Witness # # I wanna smoke some weed #

Secretary Fox. Glad you could make it.

# On a good thing #

You're a long way from Texas.

# And if you're feeling down give your boy a call #

Try to suit yourself. Try to suit yourself.

so I thought I would come and surprise you.

F U Mariah Carey is awesome She's delicious!!!

This is textbook racial profiling...

- What the fuck is that thing in his hands? - No, ma'am, not a terrorist.

We're actually trying to get to Texas.

Excuse me, please. Will you turn that off? This is a library.

# I see skies of blue #

Hey. She's not some skank, man.