Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Are you sure? -Yeah.
He knows that.
...God!
Let's go!
-Cheating Evan. -Cheating Evan who?
We'll be back after this commercial break.
Yeah?
Like me?
Holaaaa Me gusta el pito
Please! Please!
If I were you,
You know you really should be more careful with Facebook.
You're not gonna get out and say bye?
I'm a good father.
Uh, okay.
Fuck me like you fuck your little daughter!
No, no. It's exactly what I think!
Daddy?
Go ahead, talk.
it kinda dries it out.
She was, uh, she was born in Barcelona.
Knock Knock was made in 2015.
Oh, fuck.
Assuming they got the color right this time.
I know two ghetto ass hos when I see 'em!
I'm not cutting it.
We saw that in a movie, Evan.
Send our love to Karen and the kids!
Hey, guys, hot off the presses.
if I ever see your fucking lying face again.
Yeah, I'm sure she was a poor helpless 25-year-old.
An architect and an artist.
That's irresponsible parenting.
Yeah, but with the kids and my exhibition
It's been awhile.
Wow! Chocolate with sprinkles!
Oh, my God,
Fuck me, Daddy!
My wife loves her, Fran Valenzuela.
You sure? I feel like such an idiot.
Genesis, please don't point that at me.
Knock-knock!
An insane collection.
Oh!
Thank you.
Help! Please somebody, help!
I have a lot of work to do this weekend.
-She made all these? -Yeah.
They're so pretty.
No. No, no, no.
- Go!
Yeah, It's called ART
Hello?
-Oh! -Bye!
Oh, no!
Please.
Never.
Please, Genesis!
Hello!
You're the fucking whore!
-Okay, okay. -Cake! Cake! Cake!
-Morning, Daddy. -Evan! Evan!
Really? Oh.
You are hot.
Humans are the only species that practice monogamy.
these two cute little girls can put you behind bars
-You like it? -I love it.
Where's your wife?
You like how it fits me, Daddy?
Nooooooo
but now he's okay.
-Thank you. -Thank you, that's nice.
Uh yeah, why?
Let their kids play here if you're a convicted pedophile?
Bye, Daddy.
24, 23, 22...
Sorry. We had to try one.
It's Aunt Karen's stuff, we wouldn't go near it.
Yeah, I mean, we've never seen one of these before.
I know I can take the both of you.
Bye, Evan.
Not everyone would just let two total strangers into their house these days.
What was I supposed to do?
No!
28, 27...
-Hi. -Hi.
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I can try and fix it.