Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who in the hell smoked all the weed?
I once got offered a tour when I was a DJ.
You're all the same.
We were just playing monkey in the middle.
We don't want to mess up your house.
Who Wants to be a Pedophile!
I won't. I promise.
-I gotta stop these crazy ass bitches. -Louis, forget it!
Fuck me like you fuck Mommy!
Thank you.
Yeah.
You pervert.
Your wife killed him with her shitty sculpture.
Just one second, sir, please.
My kid dropped mine in the tub,
I'll give you a relaxation massage,
is their daddy, huh?
Please don't do this!
Oh, thanks, but...
I mean, man in the middle.
Oh, my...
Bel, stop!
Don't smoke all our weed.
Oh!
a husband, a father of two,
Look, I'm a DJ like Evan!
It's dangerous.
Oh, let's hope.
Stop it!
Me neither. Unless I designed it.
Monkey needs to stay here and keep your dad company
We can smell you, Evan.
I'll go deaf! I'll go deaf!
Monkey?
-Thank you. -Yay.
she just lies there like a fucking starfish.
it's because
Is that real?
Worst case scenario,
You know, most firearm deaths are a family member of the gun owner.
You fucking whores!
Dad, are you sure you can't come to the beach with us?
Right.
I don't want him to kick me.
it'll help circulate.
- London.
What the fuck!
Now, fuck me, Daddy!
Just like your daddy.
Good night.
What was that?
God damn it! Fuck!
Monster doesn't want to start a fight.
Actually, I'm feeling much better.
And pasta.
over a single night of perversion!
Stop apologizing, it's okay.
Actually, we're flight attendants.
You want something to eat, Bel?
So, I want to get comfortable with having threesomes now,
- Sorry, Belly.
--Ah...
You know, every girl's first love
I have in Sonoma with those massage therapists.
Yeah, I went to Parsons.
Bless you.
-Hey, wait. -Wait.
maybe he did.
Well, ask it, for fuck's sake!
Let's go.
It just shows up at my fucking door!
Go.
How many family men have survived this game?
It's fine. It's fine.
You leave the house, I shoot.
Hi! It's perfect.
-Call 911! -No, no, no, Evan!
Yeah, we could get sick and die.
What the fuck-fuck-fuck, this is fucking insane!
It's just sex.
I went to SVA.
Is it prison where you get raped every day
I remember I fucked this model once,
-Gracias. -De nada.
- I don't understand girls like that.
Ignore that asshole.
Where should we put these?
Don't be mad, Evan.
but could we maybe throw our clothes in your dryer just for, like, 10 minutes?