Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's your relationship, Evan.

Evan, I'm so sorry I'm late,

Yes, Belly, but it's gotta be hard.

You're a life saver, Evan.

it's cheating. We still have 90 minutes.

Help! Help! Help!

If you really love me,

Why did you do that to me?!

Yeah, close your eyes, baby.

Karen Alvarado. That's such a pretty name.

Post something really personal for all your friends to see.

Please, please, please take it out! Take it out!

You have Spanish music.

I hung up as soon as it hit voice mail. I knew you'd pussy out.

What the fuck are you talking about?

We have chicken...

I don't know any of these.

I'm no expert, I was only there for a semester, but,

is nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you

Of course. It's, uh, down the hall on the right.

Don't fucking move!

I just have a funny story for them.

I forgot how strong Vanessa's weed was.

Help! Please help me! Somebody help me!

What are you hiding here, huh?

No, it's fine. Don't worry.

there's something we have to learn from each other.

When u get to exited with my brother

Get a haircut, Dad!

What's wrong, Daddy?

Thirty seconds. Only inside the house.

That guy barely spoke English.

We'll just get the address and be out of your hair.

No matter how much they love their families.

Well, looks like it's time for our first commercial break.

I can't do this. I'm married.

Happy Father's Day, Daddy!

--Yeah, you can.

"We're flight attendants. Come on, fuck us!

-I've been dying to meet her. -Answer it.

What the fuck is so funny!

-Dallas. -Oh? I used to live in Austin.

Did you forget what you did to me all those years?

Monkey in the middle! Monkey in the middle!

-I'm sorry. -Fucking shoulder.

-No rules. -None.

I just woke up.

Bel, please help him!

Make yourselves at home.

What the fuck is this shit!

This is beyond embarrassing.

You wanna go door-to-door telling your neighbors