Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Statutory rape, Evan.
It's just sex. We're all adults here.
Enjoy!
What would your wife say if we told her everything we did last night?
I see you've met Monkey.
And your business ruined
This is gonna be your little fucking head, you fucking cheater!
No!
Okay! Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Please.
Tell that to your shoulder.
He's back at the beach.
We were gonna spend Father's Day there, but, uh, work happened.
-We made you breakky. -I'm not hungry.
911, what's your emergency?
Oh, my God!
Untie him.
But you know what? It's your life.
Whore!
-Yes. -Excuse me.
-Why would Evan do this? -She said it wasn't us.
Let's get out of here.
I'm here to heal,
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
-Vivian, please. -I... Don't.
Bel! Stop, please!
Really?
This is like...
Unlike that fucking starfish we work with. Ugh.
Can you give us a ride?
I'm gonna tell the driver that you're coming out.
What?
That long?
Really?
Do you believe in destiny, Evan?
-What's the address? -His name's Evan.
This is fucking serious!
That's correct.
Last night had nothing to do with my family.
-He's okay now. -Where is he?
We want you to be comfy, Evan.
Guys, the car's outside.
Okay.
Please.
Thanks.
ok
Yeah, like the beginning of time.
I promise we'll finish this as soon as I get back.
Don't you, Evan?
This is what you did to your family.
Yeah.
Baby, I get it. Don't stress.
458 Canter.
you'll just fuck anything, you'll just fuck anything!
-You're different from the others. -Yeah.
Mr. Webber?
Oh, my God, you're like a MythBuster.
Hey, it's our little secret.
Is this the last one?
Hey, you're alive.
possibly three.
Yeah, I certainly am.
then you find the blend.
Okay.
Well, you don't look that dangerous.
What do you want?
Let's face it, Evan. You're a monster.
-No fucking way. -I can't believe you're 43.
What's that?
There you have it.
-I love you. -No!
I'll go get Genesis.
You've been a very bad boy, Evan!
Haven't you ever made a mistake?
She doesn't love you the way I do.
Oh, my God. That's so cool!
Where we give the audience what they want!
What are you doing!
-Evan? -Oh, Evan?
Hey, Louis!
Gracias, Louis.
Come on, any guy that ripped
Ashley's online.
I only did that to Mommy
What a clever way to hide this from the kids, Evan!
You don't wanna lose an ear.
"Just tell me. How much do you want?"
You're a good little girl!
And I'm not planning on taking a shower.