Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can a cock answer an iPhone?

This is you, Evan.

I love Karen. I love her so much, how is she?

-What's going on, Louis? -What's shakin'?

We don't sleep.

-So sweet. -I'll trade you.

Oh, monster confused!

But, uh, I love the sound of vinyl.

Great. Great. Great.

so he doesn't stay all alone during the weekend.

I swear, I swear I was sitting there for 15 minutes

No, it's fine. We celebrated this morning.

Cheating "Evan-tually" gets you killed.

What the hell are you doing?

let's welcome our lovely, beautiful and charming,

I was 29 and she was 20.

I made a mistake.

I cannot wait to see her exhibition.

Sorry, we're shooting a music video.

How far away from school

This is what happens when you break the rules of the game, Evan.

It's a little bit magenta, but it's almost perfect.

Twenty years behind bars.

Go home, Monkey.

I don't own a gun.

Sorry, I didn't mean it like that.

DADDY,PLEASEDOMYASS

You take that off.

Oh, I've never been.

Um, thank you so, so much.

Well, when you love someone...

Kiedy znowu spotykasz sie z karcześcianą

I'm so fucking stupid!

Like, being with one person your whole life,

Monkey, good boy.

What am I supposed to do?

Call me when you get there.

I want cake for breakfast.

You're really into music.

I'm Bernadette. I'm Uncle Evan's niece.

How long have you and your wife been together?

You better hope the police get here before Karen does.

Shut the fuck up!

-Oh, come on. -You're not having a party.

Do you guys want to live in a box?

Great. Great. Great

I don't think he can talk.

For tonight's contestant,

-Come on, Evan. Join us. -Yeah, join the party.

You have your phone?

-Cake! Cake! Cake! -Cake! Cake! Cake!

Fuck me, Daddy!

And it'll be here in...

thick, long hair.

And the star of Family Feud, Richard Dawson!

You're calling from 458...

It's time for the Family Feud!