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Right. One eye and a fin, just flopping around.
[Sighs]
- Should we get sprinkles? - Yeah.
I'm not saying we're gonna hike a pyramid,
- Is that it? - It was a gift!
It's true.
I'm not letting you have all the fun.
[Air hissing]
Here we go here. I need something to put here.
that like to be told what to do.
Lena.
Some of us aren't looking to suck off Mommy's tit
No, take it.
[Tool clangs]
I had to pay 4 grand for an MRI
I lost the watch you gave me.
I was only trying to make things easier for her,
'Cause he's complaining about his stomach.
Woman: Jesus, Deran.
- Come on, they're coming! - They're coming, Pope!
Oh, man, she loves that thing.
Don't be sorry. It's not a prison.
[Groans]
Hey, don't cut the wire. Could be live.
Ungrateful.
Your mom always had a lot of guys around, J.
and turns on her as soon as she grows a pair of tits.
Flew by and took a big old shit on my car.
Plainclothes today.
[Coughing]
Good. Good.
[Tailgate closes]
- They killed a cop? - Off-duty.
[Engine starts]
Patrick: Catherine, you okay?
I got scared in there.
If I thought that's where you were sleeping,
[Scraping]
She asked me to do it, so I did.
Sledgehammer.
I thought it might be better for everybody if I left.
Ready?
Come on.
You've surfed big waves before, huh?
We were studying for physics.
Go!
Uh...
It's the only nice thing she really ever had.