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You should mix the honey mustard with the ranch, with the mayo.
Does that sound crazy?
[exhales deeply]
How am I supposed to write a whole eulogy
Ooh, you know what you should do?
The original trolling!
How are my boys?
and, "Over here, life!"
I guess you already know that as well.
across the Chattahoochee.
We have been tethered together
Sorry, I'm not taking any chances.
Um, sorry. I was worried. [stammers]
but she's alive, so it fucked with me.
because I know y'all were close once.
[continues holding note]
By my account, you're in my custody.
let him in.
It goes really far up her back!
Your phone light is exceedingly bright, by the way.
At least he looks happy.
Oh, damn!
I'm trying to picture him in Heaven.
Hey! What are you doin' over here?
that the last few days have made me realize
Can I get my phone out of my bag?
Yeah, you can't fool a pheasant when she's got a fox for a friend.
I don't know.
enough to cramp the stage.
Is it, like, angst from missing Luke?
Lady does not think the rules apply to her.
Mm, but I think I need to breathe into it a little.
For cryin' out loud.
-and then he got rear-ended. -Oh.
but we're basically his best friends, it's our job to help.
office/yogurt restaurant. Yeah.
And then I had this dream
Once, I brought in the leader of a mariachi band.
because of that sandwich,
Isn't the theme "death"?
but I want you to know-- I need you to know
[both breathe deeply]
-All right, fine. We'll take her. -[Sterling squeals]
What did I do wrong?
Come on.
[girl] She's so extra.
These are the boxes that need to go down to the store right here.
All right, you got me.
If he was here, which I haven't noticed because I don't care,
-Chariots of Fire. -Mm.
I want that one to take me in.
Is that where you think that God is a woman?
It's starting to get gross.
Hmm. No, we don't have a memorial planned.
Hey, let's speed this up. New rule.
♪ The grief is real But when push comes to shove ♪
That would really make a statement. Write that down.
Look at these women. They are so comfortable in their bodies.
you can never go back.
-Sounds like a plan. -Yep.
What if I opened up a portal that I'll never be able to close?
[chuckles] You know how it is.
Luke, what are you doing?
We want a simple memorial to honor a simple man.
I just want to be with you.
I'm sorry, ma'am. We would not presume to know
No, it's awful about Mr. Koontz dying alone.