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-Aw. -You are my beautiful rose petal.
Okay, okay...
What am I supposed to write about someone I barely even know
But I gotta tell you...
No! No! No! No!
Babe. Uh, can you help me with the music?
♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪
Mm-hm.
You see how "memorial" kind of jumps out at you
[faint applause]
but why'd you say that Mr. Koontz wasn't necessarily in Heaven?
Sup, my guy?
So, I quit.
Thanks, Moon.
It's so vertical.
or Sat through Sun.
In fact, she refuses to adhere to daylight savings time.
Did you just eat mango?
we all have our doubts sometimes,
Let me just grab my stuff.
[funky hip hop music playing]
We don't have to have sex.
["Tie a Yellow Ribbon" playing]
[Blair gasps]
There is zero way to know, okay?
Don't move, either of you.
♪ Send me away With the words of a love song ♪
What's wrong? You were amazing.
What? I thought we were.
I'm not trying to boss you. [chuckles]
and favorite place, "The plains"?
I thought your stance on substitutes was that they shouldn't exist
[whispering] Robert...
Of course, the man is co-opting the conversation.
♪ Things mean a lot to me ♪
I should focus on my mourning anyway.
That Terrance sure is a dick. Hm?
[both chuckle]
since it's a school activity, during school hours.
Any time.
This isn't about me.
I couldn't get my thirst quenched hard enough after rocking so hard.
♪ Best place to start straight from the heart ♪
You didn't think I was gonna let you get ahead of me again, did you?
[audience murmurs]
And when you do, I'll turn around and bam!
And I'm really used to things over here.
Don't move!
And now, a reading.
I must have failed to usher him into Heaven.
You don't want to be together forever?
-Sterling? Hey. -Yeah?
Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean."
We don't have to do anything you don't want to do.
Well, can you at least lift my drink up to my lips?
Jeez, my butthole is in my throat.
Most people lately have had a real problem with how I am.
I had to make these flyers,
Unless, um... unless you want to postpone.
-Babe? Hey, Sterling? -[continue chattering]
♪ El Dorado ♪
Death hits April hardest,
Okay, go with me here.
♪ Because of you ♪
if I don't even have a "me".
[sighs]
but it would go down a lot faster
Hell, yeah. We're great.
He always waved at me in the hallway
There's no one around for miles.
You've said, "slippery", like, ten times now.
Hey. Thanks for lending a hand.
We sang the whole way to the station:
She owes so much money to the city.
Bowsin' Bowser!
I like it.
Hey...
Oh, memorial tomorrow.
I want this to be tasteful and to honor his life.
Did he just say, "Amazong"?
-What? -Please join me for a moment of silence
♪ Lay me down ♪
[Blair] Hm.
[breathes in deeply]
-[spraying] -[screams]
Death...
Oh, no way.
So grim.
[sighs] I'm sorry. I've been so thrown off kilter.
They're great.