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Don't move, either of you.
I like it.
["Tie a Yellow Ribbon" playing]
Most people lately have had a real problem with how I am.
So grim.
And now, a reading.
And I'm really used to things over here.
Hey. Thanks for lending a hand.
and favorite place, "The plains"?
I'm not trying to boss you. [chuckles]
Did he just say, "Amazong"?
It's so vertical.
or Sat through Sun.
Don't move!
-Babe? Hey, Sterling? -[continue chattering]
You've said, "slippery", like, ten times now.
♪ Send me away With the words of a love song ♪
but why'd you say that Mr. Koontz wasn't necessarily in Heaven?
No! No! No! No!
Hell, yeah. We're great.
[Blair] Hm.
-Aw. -You are my beautiful rose petal.
He always waved at me in the hallway
[breathes in deeply]
[faint applause]
What? I thought we were.
Oh, no way.
♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪
Sup, my guy?
Of course, the man is co-opting the conversation.
Unless, um... unless you want to postpone.
-Sterling? Hey. -Yeah?
Oh, memorial tomorrow.
You don't want to be together forever?
Babe. Uh, can you help me with the music?
What's wrong? You were amazing.
Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean."
-What? -Please join me for a moment of silence
Death hits April hardest,
But I gotta tell you...
And when you do, I'll turn around and bam!
♪ El Dorado ♪
They're great.
Well, can you at least lift my drink up to my lips?
Okay, go with me here.
We don't have to do anything you don't want to do.
I must have failed to usher him into Heaven.
In fact, she refuses to adhere to daylight savings time.
You didn't think I was gonna let you get ahead of me again, did you?
I want this to be tasteful and to honor his life.
Any time.
Thanks, Moon.
[Blair gasps]
I should focus on my mourning anyway.
Did you just eat mango?
Death...
but it would go down a lot faster
We sang the whole way to the station:
Bowsin' Bowser!
♪ Best place to start straight from the heart ♪
[sighs] I'm sorry. I've been so thrown off kilter.
I had to make these flyers,
That Terrance sure is a dick. Hm?
♪ Because of you ♪
Let me just grab my stuff.
Hey...
Jeez, my butthole is in my throat.
I thought your stance on substitutes was that they shouldn't exist
♪ Lay me down ♪
I couldn't get my thirst quenched hard enough after rocking so hard.
since it's a school activity, during school hours.
-[spraying] -[screams]
You see how "memorial" kind of jumps out at you
What am I supposed to write about someone I barely even know
She owes so much money to the city.
So, I quit.
This isn't about me.
♪ Things mean a lot to me ♪
[whispering] Robert...
if I don't even have a "me".
[both chuckle]
[sighs]
[audience murmurs]
We don't have to have sex.
[funky hip hop music playing]
There's no one around for miles.
Mm-hm.
There is zero way to know, okay?
we all have our doubts sometimes,
Okay, okay...