Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nathe...
It's the Arsenal offside trap, isn't it?
- Aye. - Aye.
Well, this is an emergency, is this.
- Are you all right, kid? - You bastard!
This is no place for kids.
Bollocks to your personality! This is what they're looking at.
You know, love, I think they just might be.
They were together in the paper.
If I give you t'club for nowt and you don't turn up,
Off, off, off!
I were on me way up! I am on me way up!
You've got some fit birds in there.
Haven't got any mates.
Don't be so bloody daft. We were just saying...
- Get her out of there. - It's women only.
Taking us kit off.
No, no, no! Jesus Christ!
No, your... Your secret's safe with me.
His mum died two days ago.
I'm 'ere, working! Earning! That's where.
Now, back to the music. Here's another disco classic from the 70s.
Yeah, well...
And you... go forward, OK?
I don't bloody know, do I? But it is.
It don't matter. Bye.
Come down job club. That'll be a right laugh.
Oh, aye! Jiggling about in the buff. Therapy!
It's not straight, Lomps.
He can hear all right.
Our money. Nathan's. You know, for definite this time.
Is Barry with her?
Lomper here is Tony Adams, right?
Now get out there and do your stuff.
He's fine. We've not been charged or owt.
Do you mind, you!
No, no, my chuffing pleasure!
You're always ahead there.
Me, Dave.
Bloody hell!
I bet even Madonna has difficulty with her shoes.
Yeah, I know what I am, so don't take the piss.
It's all to fucking cock. I'm his dad, and you...
Hello, Boys.
- "Marching With Hepworth"? - Jesus Christ!
- What walking-up-wall thing? - I'll show you.
Bastard!
There's nothing I can do to help you.
Is he in?
It had to be my... job!
Nathan!
What do you reckon, Dave? Eight? Maybe even a nine.
Yeah, don't remind me.
Park your sequins over 'ere.
- All right, kid? - Hiya!
And we go back further than I care to remember.
And this has been going on how long?
- That should keep it well in order. - Like what?
"Not so bad"?
Tell you what. Next weekend I'll have a big tidy round. I promise!
Full Monty solved it
When he's rehearsing.
All I want to do is get you in a straight bloody line!
Ever seen a zebra brought down by a pack of wolves?
You learn us dancing, I'll learn you the rest.
Gary the lad! What are you up to, then, shifty?
Nathe.
Anti-wrinkle cream.
And who's gonna come and see your mates?
Now are in in or are you out
Well, no. The thing is, Mand, you have to speculate to accumulate, in business.
Ah, who'd have ruddy thought it, eh?