Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Gaz! 'Ey, look 'ere.

What do you reck?

Crema anti arrugas

folks don't laugh so loud when you've a grand in your pocket.

Jeanie, who wants to see this dance?

We weren't that bad.

Yeah, well, a lot. A very lot.

And... Well, I...

- So it's all right if I... - Oh, Linda, love...

And I tell you summat, mate.

Stop! No, no! Stop! Stop!

Fucking pick'n'mix were driving me crazy.

Well, all the qualifications are there, obviously.

I can't even take my kit off properly, can I?

- I think we'd better be getting back now. - Well, goodnight.

They can spend the day lounging by the pool,

Sorry about your Nathan. It's a bad one, that.

Come on, come on! Come on!

- They're never. - Straight up.

and welcome Mr. Dave Horsefall!

- Gerald Arthur Cooper. - What?

Sorry. Social Services have requested an interview with you.

Them joints won't hold fuck all.

- All right, babe? - Dad!

Hiya. All right, love?

- Come on, Mand! - Unemployed,

United are playing Man U, aren't they?

Right! I can't hold them any longer! It's now or never!

'Ere, love. This'll cheer you up.

They've taken me sunbed. They've taken bloody everything.

I ask you, what are we doing? What are we doing?

and thousands more flock here daily to shop and to work.

I've got a degree in arse wiggling, mate.

It's not as if I'd blame her.

But when the sun goes down, the fun really starts

It seems I've spent most of me fucking life on a diet!

You can't miss it, not after everything.

It's Donna Summer with...

- You what? - I seen him go.

Could come in right handy. Might need a bit of music.

You're extremely well in your courses. Yeah, right.

- All right? - We need you, Dave.

Just look at yourself.

Well, I just pray they're a bit more understanding about us, that's all.

- How much? - 10,000 quid.

It's what your man said.

A few years and men won't exist. Except in a zoo or summat.

We're finished, Dave.

Oh, don't be so mean! Things are looking up. You said so.