Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not my fault I can't fit through.

I'm a bloody marked man now.

I mean fresh start, you know.

All right, mate?

Now are you in or are you out

Bastard! That were mine, that job!

Dave, you won't tell anyone, will you?

You never put it on for me, did you?

Look, shut up, will you? Watch.

I think this bugger's sinking.

- Double-glazing salesmen. - Gardening. The Queen's speech.

You're bloody right it don't.

But this? No, no, no.

What's got into you?

You don't have to fucking swim, you divvy. That's the point.

Yeah, well a lot - a very lot.

Gerald, for once, I'm dead serious. I need your help.

This... This is all wrong, this is.

some fellas thought we'd make a bob or two taking us clothes off.

It's miles home! You know that!

- Gerald... - Aye, go on!

Offside trap. One, two,

There were nowt on telly so I thought I'd give it a go.

Well, it's been a while, mind. And I've got this dodgy hip.

Work. Me. Everything.

What do you mean, in what sense?

Cam we do normal things sometimes?

What if it happens again?

Oh, shut up! It's not funny. It's medical.

would you think about it?

All right, Gerald? I didn't see you!

You can't do this, kid. It's your savings.

Shut up, Dave. It's supposed to be a bloody funeral.

They're 20 quid each, them! That were your bloody maintenance!

She's still got credit cards, you know.

About six months.

Me jeans are bloody soaking!

Well, at least one bloke got a job out of this place being shut down.

There's some right good players.

I can even cope with the shame of everyone watching this.

So, please avoid the area if possible.

This is normal! Isn't it, Dave?

"You Sexy Thing." One, Mo...

I can. I just need your signature. It says int' book.

'Ey up, lads. Bandits at six o'clock.

- Go get snagged! - Get your knickers off!

- It's top of the range. Real leather. - Yeah, but...

- Do I have to? - Good kid. On you go.

Not pissing about!

If you really want a raise, that's fine.

I suppose there's nicking cars.

- Gaz, no. - Dave, he's me kid!

What the hell are you doing 'ere? Your mum'll go mad!

Well, they're coming!

I weren't in Girl Guides for nowt!

- This is a good area, this is. - Gaz... I dunno.