Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I thought you'd gone.
We were dancing all right then, an' all.
Fat, David, is a feminist issue.
Besides, it's good whatsitsname for the lad... Therapy.
So?
Spending!!!
We're not making the biggest arses of ourselves in the known universe,
Anyway, it's not your mum's house. It's whatshisname... Barry's.
Welcome to Sheffield!
Your house is messy. And it's cold.
Even go and see a footie game.
I do try!
I tell you, when women start pissing like us, that's it.
I've always wanted to meet your mum.
Drowning. Now there's a way to go.
No, thanks. The kids are outside.
Which is precisely why it's 100 quid up front. Half-price.
Have you been actively seeking work over the last fortnight?
A woman who wants to go skiing for us holidays!
Wife thrown me out.
Me and Gaz and...
They put Velcro down the side, and then...
Dad!
- Don't they, lads? - The full monty? You lot?
Bastard!
I never even hold hands with ruddy lassies.
Shit! I'll give the money back.
Frank don't fancy me and I don't fancy Frank, right? So give over!
I could do the job standing on me head.
Come on. Get in quick, and wipe your boots.
- Still think you're a good father? - He is trying.
She's out there now, ont' High Street, spending!
'Ey! Lomper!
I just can't. All right?
Don't be daft! We're getting your money.
It's what them Chippendales do.
He's got a car. Somewhere to practice.
- You could've had me eye out! - Sorry.
You said so. I believe you.
and I've kept meself...
- What do you know about welding? - More than some chuffing woman!
I do.
Three, four. Now the belt,
We're on in three days' time! Where the fuck are you?
- Just don't tell your mum. - Hey, listen.
our school took us for... for swimming lessons.
He's not bad for a bastard, is he?
You're not still on about this Chippendales malarkey, are you?
I should take that security-guard job at Asda.
Well done, Gerald. All the best.
I just can't. Sorry.
"Not so bad"? That's not much of a chuffing SOS!
No.
No, it won't. Nathan's yours and mine. He's fuck-all to do with him!
- Gareth. - We're on.
Could you borrow us a jacket for t'funeral?
Jean'll throw an eppy! She's only over there!
A mate of Linda's had this plastic stuff put on her at this health club.