Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You sexy thang.
No, would you, though?
What if someone spots me? What if Linda finds out? I've got standing, me.
We were thinking...
We've sold 200 tickets. That's two grand!
- I say, Jean! - Yeah?
'Ey up!
I'm gonna get you all your money.
Aye, he bloody would have.
- What are you doing, Mum? - Where have you been?
The jewel in Yorkshire's crown is home to over half a million people,
Come on, love.
It's not my kind of dancing. It's all arse wiggling.
I always wanted a nosy in the men's toilets.
What's that supposed to mean?
Fuckin Barclays card SPENDIN
They're not.
The juggling bugger?
Yeah, I mean...
Excuse me, no-one said anything to me about the full monty.
It counts for something, don't it?
I don't know...
Skiing, for fuck's sake!
Perfect.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
- Hang on a minute! - Look at yourself, Gary!
Nowt in a gym'll help you there, mate!
How many lassies were there, though?
- Come on. - Dad, it's stealing!
Hey, Josh, Justin, Walter!
You get back to your rumba. See you later, Gerald.
- Not lost your bottle, have you, Gaz? - Dave!
There's no point. He went out.
We're all finished, Dave.
I can't stand heights, me.
But I only owe him 120 quid.
Oh, what's it called?
- Here he is. - All right' Dad?
we're going for the full monty!
The good news is that the outlook for the rest of the week is much better,
I'm up to date with the latest industry developments,
- Let's see his records. - What have we got, Dave?
Oh, aye. Everyday stuff, this.
Nathan.
'Ere, Dave!
What, here? Now? In this house?
Ooh! Aah! Cantona! Has to wear a girlie bra!
But it's not all hard work for the people of Steel City.
I tell you, he won't be the only one trying to top himself
Now then! Cos of us. Men.
The stomp. The bus stop.
We can use 'em for the show.
You're nobody.
He's fine. We've not gotten it charged before. He's fine. We've not gotten it charged before.
He's a bugle player.
'Ey up! Security guards back.
Pick it up, and try and slide it across other side.
It's not working in the sense that it's not working.
- Nature programs. - I like nature programs.
Where's he gonna find a gun from round 'ere?
- That were crap. - Give us a chance!
I don't feel well.
Let's see, there's the...
They're cheering out there. You did that.
You've an overdraft an' all.
Congratulations.
If you want to play your games, do that, but Nathan's gonna have two parents now.
Oi, you deaf Mai!
- You've had your laugh. Now piss off. - It's a free country.
- All right? - Aye, not so bad.
- Come on, Gaz! Hurry up! - Sorry, lads.
- Orange? - Black, for fuck's sake!
To 400 horny punters? Ask me another one, kid!
It explains a few things, at least.