Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

water's probably the safest place to be.

Hey, Stuart, Gordon!

Whoops. Sorry, sweetie.

- The Planeteers are trying to save the planet and the environment.

and I think we should say thank you.

I would if he would stop fooling around. I kind of like it.

Hey, Case. Hey, buddy. How you doing?

Uh, aren't we supposed to have dinner with, uh...

He's at the bar. Can you block me? - Oh, yeah. He's listening to the music.

I'm sorry, son. I have to. It's for your own safety.

Ah, I don't know. I think...

Uh, are you the father of that newsman on Channel 9?

What are you doing here, Zoe?

It's all in my cell.

Mom, what are you doing smoking? You said you quit.

Can we start right... - How did you do that?

Ooh, your cock is getting so big in my mouth.

Whoa! - No, man, wait a second.

What does she do in Tahoe?

♫ Nighttime ♫

All you're supposed to do is just feed the fish. - Look at this one, though. Look at this one.

Oh, please, harder.

♫ And wrapped up in sorrow ♫

How'd you know?

I mean, I get a lot of Bills...

You know, that's really not bad, one person.

We're gonna eat now? What do you wanna eat?

Oh, God Almighty.

I don't think we should touch her. Should we?

a potentially devastating insect

My mom said I can't talk with strangers.

And it was Olla's idea not to involve your mother.

How's your little boy? - Howard, Casey's waking up.

Yeah? Casey got hit by a car.

Ten bucks says they're waiting for us.

Claire Kane, a.k.a. The Clown...

They lost their dog. Suzy ran away.

Stormy, tell us exactly what you saw.

Please refrain from doing so in the future.

You think it's too much, though? - No. You're like a model.

That the two of you would get the hell out of here.

Daddy, you gonna take us to the park today?

He kissed me, and I kissed him back.

And now take your fingers and put them inside me and...

Now, I laughed. You know, I...

I bet they love those short skirts.

- Will you shut up!

Uh, could you bring me some...

Finish. Do what I told you. - Oh, Betty.

♫ Just about sunset ♫

I said, My name is Bill.

and about how Norman Mailer stabbed his wife in the breast.

Finished with this one. Let's switch. - We're gonna switch places?

- Honey, it's on! Some say yes.

I don't want you around anymore.

I'm eight. My birthday's tomorrow.

This is good. I like that. Yeah. The bruise is really good.

What are you doing home, honey? Why aren't you at school?

Did I hurt your feelings?

You don't want to come, do you?

At my command...

Bunny lives in Tahoe. - Bunny? Who's Bunny?

Let's forget it.

I'll get through this thing alone... better.

All right, now, you go run away. We don't want you anymore.

He won't, baby. He's still asleep.

No more I'm not taking you back! - I'm not coming back!

♫ Each day ♫

Yeah, she wrote it down. I watched her. - I got it written.

This one? - This is Ma-Ti.

Here. Gimme that. Gimme that. I'll tie it around the wrist.

♫ On Broadway I danced ♫

You'd be surprised what could build up under a mattress over the months, over the years.

They're these people that we met at the concert.

Take a right down by that tree.

What's that for?

How much is that gonna cost?

Okay. All right. I just don't wanna get sued.

I'm sorry. - You scared me.

What about somebody... What about setting up the camp here?

Uh, yeah. There's a man throwing up in there.

Oh. David at the gallery.

Oh, God. - Sherri.

But it's neat. - You're not all blown out, are you?

We just wanna talk about the Earl.

Sherri, I told you a week and a half ago...

The bait attracts the hungry, newly hatched medflies

But he used to have us paint with sticks and rocks...

the sun is shining bright...

Now here is the latest news on the earthquake...

And most of the news was bad. But still, we stood there together.

I come all the way down here to see you. I'd think you'd be happy to see me.

♫ Punishing kiss ♫

What does that mean, Marian? Do you wanna have a go at it?

Eating's a good thing at a time like this.

You ever watch Batman? Remember the series Batman?

I know fishermen like 'em!

I'm really looking forward to dinner.

I'm going to show you.

I don't even see what the difference is.

How's the car? - It's fine.

Hmm. ♫ I'm only talking ♫

We'll do it again. - When?

Geez, I hate this goddamn thing.

Is your kid awake? I don't want him to see me here.

With the Planeteers out of our way...

Yeah, I'm just settin' up this new line. All right?

He's okay. He's gonna be all right.

Thanks. It's good for bars, but I don't think it's a children's trick.

But some are very serious.

Captain Planet's doing it! He's sucking the oil back!

What the hell difference does it make? It's my kid's dog.

All you have to do is come in and check up on everything and feed the fish.

because... the cut was on his slide hand.

All right, it's not important. It's water under the bridge.

Off me! Off me!

And he said he'd hate it if anybody did that to me.

His vital signs are good. We're just gonna have to wait till he wakes up.

and poisons only them.

He's going to that one. - Come on.

- Hey, don't piss on any firewood!

See, my shit's live. - Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

Take your sunglasses off, ma'am.

When someone casually mentions Pareto Efficiency in a conversation

It's all temporary.

This is it, baby. We're going out together.

I got a list here.

Nothin' was gonna change that.

Why don't we just take it out to the the barbecue?

You're not gonna smoke in my house. - I'm sorry.

I got the leadership... council thing on the... crack kids.

What did you do?

Um, just hang up the phone. I'll call you right back. Okay?

Four or five hours. There's nobody there.

You're not fooling me, you know.

I beg your pardon?

We'll be right back, Joe. - Where you going?

We have baloney. We have Swiss cheese.

I go in. I hear that she's up in the shower. So, I holler out...

This is not like you, Ralph. - What, to demand? You're right, Marian.

How dangerous is this malathion?

You know. It's...

Can you speak up, honey? I can barely hear you.

Oh, God. - There's no cause for alarm.

Well, then what did he do?

You all right? - Yeah.

Oh! - Can we get the thallium?

Look, fuck you, asshole. Fuck you!

Why do you even want to go down this hill? - Mountain bikes, Nancy.

Earthquake. Earthquake, you fucking nut!

I didn't think we should move her, you know?

♫ They know me in London ♫

So, what do you want to do today? - Maybe go to the beach.

and tell me exactly what happened.

♫ To hell with love ♫

Hey, hey, hey! - Hey, hey, hey.

She was 23 years old.

It's a cryin' shame, baby.