Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh-huh. How about tonight, Gene?
♫ It's all I can do ♫
I made a mistake, all right? - Yeah, you made a mistake.
'Cause I don't want to hear Gene's bullshit.
Uh, could we have some more butter, please?
Well, I got two birthdays today.
Slut. I should make you get an egg.
♫ One day everything's a lie ♫
and you take him to the emergency room. You gotta get him looked at right away.
That's on the beach, right? - Yep, it's on the beach.
Hi. How's he doin'? ♫ You wait and see ♫
Hey, make mine well-done.
And somewhere men are laughing...
She'd have had a fit!
He's such a liar.
The dog stays outside. I've told you a hundred times!
Well...
but it probably won't require any surgery.
Whoo!
How about you? You a fisherman?
What you did to your son is unforgivable.
How come you don't wear your wedding ring to work anymore?
When you slide, just keep your feet to the side.
I wish. - Ralph, could you bring everybody to the table?
- Tell me how much you want it. Put those on my side.
You stay with Casey. - Okay.
At least, I assume it's your son. I'm not from around here.
I'm gonna go get drunk!
We're not sure why Casey's not responsive.
Baby? - Mom?
That's the way you looked that night with Mitchell Anderson when you were out necking.
They brought us to a jazz bar, gave us a couple of drinks. And what do we do?
I don't see how she could even give those things away.
♫ To hell with love ♫
Will you shut up? The lady's trying to sing.
He don't see you. - Can you block me?
Well, she isn't here right now. Call her back next week. All right?
Claire, honey. We're talking about Claire.
You, uh... You... You've met Ann? - Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah, sure.
Cock, whatever. - I hate that word. Dick.
It's a dead body, isn't it? - Yeah, it's a woman, huh?
Oh, pick a fight. Go ahead. Pick a fight with me.
Hell, in this case, I was happy to oblige. I needed the extra money.
Same with the pillows. - Really?
I'll have some too. - I hope nothing happened to your house.
Come on. I don't wanna miss that plane. - Okay.
Is Mrs. Weathers home? - Oh, she's not at home.
You know, a little makeup, a little costume.
I'll call you if there's any change.
♫ That keeps us goin' ♫
Jerry!
Aren't those cool? - Mmm.
Shame.
I wanna see you. It's true.
Magazines or something?
They just kinda swim and shit.
Earl, what are you doing here?
♫ I can make it ♫ - Hi.
It's nothing. It's ancient history. - No.
The Finnigan boy's in Intensive Care, sir.
Take it easy with him. - What is it?
Mrs. Schw... Could you maybe... Could you just write Betty on here?
Then we're gonna walk. - How far?
He's not my father.
Let me show you this cave. Here's your beer.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Howard? You have a phone call.
You know, Ralph. Nothing.
Get in line. Specimen time.
What are you doing home? You're not supposed to be home now.
The war's objective is clear.
Okay, I'll just have one beer. - All right, one.
Uh, sort of.
The kids are screaming. They're happy to see him. Same old story.
Oh, what is that cop doing? - Hello, boys.
That's weird. Okay, this is my last request.
Harriet! Enough about the fish. Let's go.
Isn't it wonderful, Marian, how we can skate around an issue...
♫ Gettin' out of Downey ♫
Next time I'm gonna make you get a Q-Tip with some aftershave...
Maybe we should go to Hawaii. - Yeah.
Okay. Out here, huh?
You looking for a friend, Trixie?
There you go. - We just spray the stuff. We don't drink it.
What's wrong with you? - Well, it is my clock, isn't it?
You think that's his real name, Stormy Weathers?
But I didn't, because I loved you so. - I love you too.
He may be waking up soon. You'll wanna be here when he does.
Ah, silly Daddy, sleeping on Mommy.
the band is playing somewhere...
I can do something special, but not for today.
He's a drunken, stupid pig.
Remember this. 7 NZ699.
What is it? - He misses Suzy.
Just give them room. Just give them room to work.
Still got three fingers in your ass?
How's the sex?
I don't know. I didn't want to hurt her feelings, you know?
- We can't just leave her there, can we?
Yeah, well, I wish somethin' would come along and change our life.
So, what are you gonna order?
Come on. I'll show you.
That's how wet you make my pussy, baby.
Yeah, they'll probably cut your dick off. - Oh-ho-ho.
Listen to me, all of you. Suzy will come back... sometime.
Excuse me just one minute.
Chad had a great time. - Wally had a great time.
What are you doing? - Getting a roach.
and, uh, she was dead.
For him? I'll take him. - Thanks.
Why not snoop around with their Hot Fudge videos out?
Where's he going? He's going to work. Okay.
So he's out having breakfast with her. - Are you serious?
It's gorgeous. - Oh, good.
Wake up, wake up.
always playing our little game?
What's your name? - I'm Barbara. That's Nancy.
the paint you could buy, anyway...
You sure? All right, kisses. Okay.
I thought I might have to examine you later on.
Thanks. - See you.
♫ Not to run to you ♫
No, I don't. I don't even remember.
A month.
Excuse me, Sherri. Um...
I mean, some of the stories are really fantastic.
Please.
Such a wild girl.
You can't cross it anymore now. They put a gate up about 10, 11 year...
Right. Did you give Joe-Joe his eardrops?
You must be Mr. Weathers. - Yeah.
or get something to eat, or just have a bath.
Bad guys are winning, sir.
Mr. Bitkower!
Make me some coffee!
I can't think of anything but you.
Come on, now. You can buy a lot of mouthwash with that.
Wait.
Who's Alex Trebek?
We should've parked about three blocks away.
See? She was very possessive that way.
Look. - Oh, cute. Goldfish. Haven't seen those in years.
Well, that might spice things up.
Come here. - And that was, like, 20 years ago.
From, uh... No, I'm sure I do. From that photo shoot.
Excuse me.
No, he's gonna be all right. But they said he's in shock right now.
Yeah. Well, when you get home, just sit and rest...
Get your fucking clock and get out of here!
Hey, baby. Could I, uh, get a...
Some doctor left it in my 'web'.
Five hours later I got a phone call.
What? - Invite them to our house for supper?
I mean... I don't know about you... it sure as hell was for me.
I hope they like something other than chamber music.
You think it's serious? - As serious as it ever is.
I mean, with Mom... Is she celebrating her birthday alone, or what?
Harriet, we're running behind schedule.
Oh. Sorry. - Sorry.
Okay.
I'll bet something came up.
I got there as fast as I could.
Yeah. Well, all right, I'll take that one. What is it?
Just, crunch! Crack!
All right. It's perfect now. - I want you to just hold this.