Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and my mouth is so close to your balls...
Tuna melt. - Tuna melt? It's breakfast.
Excuse me. I'm Claire the Clown.
♫ On Broadway I danced ♫
We both know that never happened, so...
No. I had to say Let's set a date because you invited 'em to our house.
- Well, I filled out an application about two weeks ago.
What do you want, Stormy?
Claire? [ TV ] Stand by.
Mm-mmm! Look at that. It's a bone. Mmm!
into that glass without touching it.
It's as much fun poaching Planeteers as it is poaching elephants!
Ralph? - Hi.
Better take it to the lost and found. - Yeah.
Your sister? Thought your sister lived in Michigan.
Ralph, you have any bourbon? - What about some tequila?
I gotta go. Jim's gonna have a fit, and I gotta make sure I have the tickets. 334.5 00:23:11,330 --> 00:23:12,733 - Have a good time in Memphis.
And he was working with Anita O'Day, and, uh... I forget.
just how lucky he or she is to be living in L.A.
I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad, middle-aged ass anyway.
♫ Wig-wag, zigzag ♫
Doreen. Is that your name? Doreen?
This is Stuart Kane. - You made the date, Stuart.
What if all this is telling us...
♫ Life's good ♫
It's Mommy's birthday. - Hey, that's right!
He knows what he's doing. It's gonna be all right, honey.
♫ If you won't be ♫
Oh, but wait. Wait.
Just a minute. - Okay.
What if she doesn't? - Well, then we'll have to get another dog.
Oh, honey, I wanna be with you too.
that I think we've all said at one time or another...
Well, it's true.
♫ You may mean me some harm ♫
Do you mind? - We had a place up there for a while.
Everything's gonna be all right. He's gonna be fine.
I, um... I have a permit for it.
Yes, I'm sure it is.
I can't do it today. - All right. Well, how much is it?
Nurse, are you clear about this? Mr. Finnigan, I'm sorry, I...
Yeah, I'd have a tequila. - As I was landing I was remarking to myself...
Give me that phone. - No, she's not dressed right now.
Huh.
she would have had a fit.
To hell with love. - You okay?
Is this David at the gallery going to be another Mitchell Anderson in our lives?
Who's your mom? - That's my mom.
Casey? Who is this?
And somebody shot him. - Oh, my God. What's the world coming to?
I'd like to see the cake.
Yeah? Well,
Shh! Shh, shh. What? What are you doing?
I think they're about seeing...
Ralph's pretty conservative. - Yeah?
Oh, that's your wife? You two...
Daddy, we can't find Suzy!
♫ Going further means chains ♫ - You got a light?
Oh, then let's go. Come on. ♫ And the uncertainty that keeps us goin' ♫
Uh-huh? - Yeah.
Goddamn you! - Come on.
He was really drunk.
♫ For that senator ♫
Naked?
I'm going away for a few days to visit my sister.
Let him go. - Hey, Casey, you wanna see the dribble?
we experienced earlier this morning. Dunphy will tell us the truth.
What's that supposed to mean? - Oh, nothin'.
Cigarettes. - Beers.
Christ!
You'd better give that back. Some doctor's gonna be looking for it.
Why don't you go get drunk and pee on Irmadine's drapes again!
We didn't think we should move her. It was dark.
Uh, yeah... Yes, ma'am.
Look at that. - Looks pretty.
Listen, I'm walking around with a fuckin' serious chubby.
I wanted to thank you for saving my son's life. You are a miracle worker.
Just feed the other fish regular food.
I'm gonna have to take that dog, though. - What... Take? Take? Dad! Dad!
I mean, I could've sped up the process. - No.
I'll tell you what, Trixie.
Yeah.
Did I ever tell you about what happened in the last Pomona game in '83?
Thank you. - Shut up.
What? - I hit an eight-year-old kid.
Oh, and he wanted, um, an incest call...
We have to check it for rabies.
How come you got 'em here? - They're passed out.
Hi. - But really, I wouldn't worry about it.
Casey. Casey?
Oh, I'm gonna come.
It's Moby fuckin' Dick here! Look at this!
when I'm calling about your order.
He walked straight to Chick.
piggy piggy
Hi. This is the Finnigan home.
do you touch many dead bodies?
This is Howard Finnigan... - He was just frightened.
You wanna fuck? Hmm?
Oh, good. The girl said that she thought you were...
I have something here for Mrs. Weathers. She won something.
Aren't you the big sportsman who's supposed to be bringing the fish?
Did you get rained out? - No. Caught our limit.
Or paid for. - You're a terrible person, Mr. Bitkower.
You're not? I just mean, just 'cause you have the looks for it. You could be.
How about little Wally?
Yeah, you do.
But what irritates me, Marian... if that's the right word for it...
You mean, like, you were naked?
♫ If you share my point of view ♫
Hey, hey, hey. Sniff this.
He is. Go on. You should go to classes. - Okay.
That's all he could think of to say.
Forget him. Forget it. - Hey.
I missed you, Suzy. I love you.
Came with the house.
I don't appreciate being hung up on...
Could I please come and get my old man 'cause...
Yeah, well, that, uh...
I don't remember him.
Yes.
changed things, wouldn't it?
What kind? She's a painter.
He's an asshole. I know, Mom.
with, like, a four-year-old girl.
Oh, yeah.
I don't think she's got much time left. I can see her change right in front of my eyes.
Hey, let's take a vote.
You don't sound like you're... What are you doing, waiting for some rich dame...
Hey. How are you?
I hope you don't have to put too much chlorine in.
'It' had a name...
I'm gonna let you go with a warning this time, ma'am.
Oh, honey, really?
I don't want to hear that anymore.
My father? You mean Paul?
After that, you can draw up. 4 of atropine. - Excuse me. Excuse me.
I'll show ya.
What's, uh... What's all this?
Look at that.
Stop stealing. - Bill, God. What'd ya sneak... Bill.
And I missed you.
Is that a joke?
I don't even remember the hospital.
Suppose it floats away.
- And, um... And, um... Bye!
like a little show down there on the plate.
The lousy painter. The one who never sold anything. Mitchell Anderson.
Tell Gene where he comes from. - The tropical rain forest.
Yes, sir. This is your lucky day.
Jesus. Ma, it smells like a bar in here.
Jesus, Marian. Do you wanna have a go at it?
This is it. I've been a sport. - Okay.
Look it, that's a lionfish, honey. - Oh, really?
♫ I'm a prisoner of life ♫
What about them rubber bands I told you about?
The time has come to go to war again.
Move over. You gotta be in the middle.
Annie, calm down, start from the beginning,
Going with Gene?
a pussycat.
Who was that? Sherri?
You're dead, and your husband is a creep. - All right. Okay, go.
Stopped the mail.
Such a close call.
Who is this? - Give me that phone! Who is it?
Eventually killed himself. He couldn't sell anything.
♫ The same old moon ♫
Come on, honey. Come on. Let's go.
You know, scientifically speaking, Marian...
I wish you wouldn't do that.
What does that mean?
If I start to get specific about things...
♫ My little puppy's name is Rags ♫
All right.
So, you married? - No.
Don't you talk to me like that. And don't you come back here.
- We're closed. ♫ But I don't wanna cry ♫
Bye.
You know, I just realized...
It's a cruel disease. Can... Can we start at number six?
'cause he'd left the keys inside.
then he kissed me.
Where'd she meet him? - At a party.
We found a body up there.
Sit back down. Joe, now!
It looks like a little stage with little... little sausage people on it.
Are you gonna be Alex Trebek?