Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey. How are you?
Cigarettes. - Beers.
Yes, sir. This is your lucky day.
No. I had to say Let's set a date because you invited 'em to our house.
He knows what he's doing. It's gonna be all right, honey.
You mean, like, you were naked?
We found a body up there.
And I missed you.
Aren't you the big sportsman who's supposed to be bringing the fish?
Goddamn you! - Come on.
Uh, yeah... Yes, ma'am.
You're dead, and your husband is a creep. - All right. Okay, go.
Oh, good. The girl said that she thought you were...
♫ My little puppy's name is Rags ♫
♫ On Broadway I danced ♫
What does that mean?
Eventually killed himself. He couldn't sell anything.
Who was that? Sherri?
You'd better give that back. Some doctor's gonna be looking for it.
Let him go. - Hey, Casey, you wanna see the dribble?
Uh-huh? - Yeah.
Well, it's true.
You wanna fuck? Hmm?
You know, scientifically speaking, Marian...
How about little Wally?
I wish you wouldn't do that.
I missed you, Suzy. I love you.
All right.
♫ The same old moon ♫
with, like, a four-year-old girl.
Don't you talk to me like that. And don't you come back here.
Look at that.
Jesus. Ma, it smells like a bar in here.
like a little show down there on the plate.
I'm gonna have to take that dog, though. - What... Take? Take? Dad! Dad!
Is that a joke?
Move over. You gotta be in the middle.
Yes.
Tuna melt. - Tuna melt? It's breakfast.
Just a minute. - Okay.
Huh.
The time has come to go to war again.
that I think we've all said at one time or another...
Yeah.
Hi. This is the Finnigan home.
- Well, I filled out an application about two weeks ago.
Yeah, well, that, uh...
Daddy, we can't find Suzy!
changed things, wouldn't it?
I hope you don't have to put too much chlorine in.
and my mouth is so close to your balls...
Did you get rained out? - No. Caught our limit.
Are you gonna be Alex Trebek?
♫ If you share my point of view ♫
I think they're about seeing...
Shh! Shh, shh. What? What are you doing?
Hi. - But really, I wouldn't worry about it.
It looks like a little stage with little... little sausage people on it.
I'd like to see the cake.
I don't want to hear that anymore.
I wanted to thank you for saving my son's life. You are a miracle worker.
I mean, I could've sped up the process. - No.
He is. Go on. You should go to classes. - Okay.
Annie, calm down, start from the beginning,
This is it. I've been a sport. - Okay.
- And, um... And, um... Bye!
I, um... I have a permit for it.
Such a close call.
♫ For that senator ♫
Oh, but wait. Wait.
I have something here for Mrs. Weathers. She won something.
To hell with love. - You okay?
This is Howard Finnigan... - He was just frightened.
Doreen. Is that your name? Doreen?
Stopped the mail.
It's a cruel disease. Can... Can we start at number six?
Oh, honey, really?
Do you mind? - We had a place up there for a while.
Came with the house.
The lousy painter. The one who never sold anything. Mitchell Anderson.
Oh, I'm gonna come.
Bye.
a pussycat.
piggy piggy
Just feed the other fish regular food.
So, you married? - No.
Who is this? - Give me that phone! Who is it?
'It' had a name...
You don't sound like you're... What are you doing, waiting for some rich dame...
What about them rubber bands I told you about?
Mm-mmm! Look at that. It's a bone. Mmm!
Claire? [ TV ] Stand by.
We didn't think we should move her. It was dark.
If I start to get specific about things...
Ralph's pretty conservative. - Yeah?
What? - I hit an eight-year-old kid.
Look at that. - Looks pretty.
then he kissed me.
I don't think she's got much time left. I can see her change right in front of my eyes.
He's an asshole. I know, Mom.
Nurse, are you clear about this? Mr. Finnigan, I'm sorry, I...
we experienced earlier this morning. Dunphy will tell us the truth.
This is Stuart Kane. - You made the date, Stuart.
Stop stealing. - Bill, God. What'd ya sneak... Bill.
I'll show ya.
♫ Life's good ♫
Your sister? Thought your sister lived in Michigan.
Oh, yeah.
I don't remember him.
I don't appreciate being hung up on...
Oh, then let's go. Come on. ♫ And the uncertainty that keeps us goin' ♫
Forget him. Forget it. - Hey.
Yes, I'm sure it is.
Give me that phone. - No, she's not dressed right now.
♫ If you won't be ♫
We both know that never happened, so...
We have to check it for rabies.
I'm gonna let you go with a warning this time, ma'am.
Hey, hey, hey. Sniff this.
Ralph, you have any bourbon? - What about some tequila?
Naked?
♫ Going further means chains ♫ - You got a light?
It's as much fun poaching Planeteers as it is poaching elephants!
You're not? I just mean, just 'cause you have the looks for it. You could be.
Where'd she meet him? - At a party.
How come you got 'em here? - They're passed out.
Yeah, you do.
I gotta go. Jim's gonna have a fit, and I gotta make sure I have the tickets. 334.5 00:23:11,330 --> 00:23:12,733 - Have a good time in Memphis.
What kind? She's a painter.
I can't do it today. - All right. Well, how much is it?
Ralph? - Hi.
Look it, that's a lionfish, honey. - Oh, really?
Yeah? Well,
Yeah, I'd have a tequila. - As I was landing I was remarking to myself...
Oh, and he wanted, um, an incest call...
You know, I just realized...
Excuse me. I'm Claire the Clown.
Sit back down. Joe, now!
I'll tell you what, Trixie.
just how lucky he or she is to be living in L.A.
After that, you can draw up. 4 of atropine. - Excuse me. Excuse me.
And somebody shot him. - Oh, my God. What's the world coming to?
He walked straight to Chick.
♫ Wig-wag, zigzag ♫
What if all this is telling us...
And he was working with Anita O'Day, and, uh... I forget.
That's all he could think of to say.
♫ I'm a prisoner of life ♫
What's, uh... What's all this?
Thank you. - Shut up.
she would have had a fit.
What do you want, Stormy?
Oh, that's your wife? You two...
I don't even remember the hospital.
I'm going away for a few days to visit my sister.
It's Moby fuckin' Dick here! Look at this!
What if she doesn't? - Well, then we'll have to get another dog.
It's Mommy's birthday. - Hey, that's right!
Casey? Who is this?
- We're closed. ♫ But I don't wanna cry ♫
What's that supposed to mean? - Oh, nothin'.
Everything's gonna be all right. He's gonna be fine.
I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad, middle-aged ass anyway.
Who's your mom? - That's my mom.
Come on, honey. Come on. Let's go.
into that glass without touching it.
Is this David at the gallery going to be another Mitchell Anderson in our lives?
But what irritates me, Marian... if that's the right word for it...
My father? You mean Paul?
Better take it to the lost and found. - Yeah.
♫ You may mean me some harm ♫
Listen, I'm walking around with a fuckin' serious chubby.
Going with Gene?
'cause he'd left the keys inside.
Or paid for. - You're a terrible person, Mr. Bitkower.
Could I please come and get my old man 'cause...
He was really drunk.
Christ!
Hey, let's take a vote.
Did I ever tell you about what happened in the last Pomona game in '83?
when I'm calling about your order.
do you touch many dead bodies?
Casey. Casey?
Oh, honey, I wanna be with you too.
Suppose it floats away.
Tell Gene where he comes from. - The tropical rain forest.
Jesus, Marian. Do you wanna have a go at it?
Why don't you go get drunk and pee on Irmadine's drapes again!