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Speaking of business, wow, we're having a hell of a night.
On?
You know, I'm glad I ran into you, Richard.
Jian-Yang!
- I'm just kidding. - Oh.
you know, it being the first day and all,
- for one second, please, privately? - Sure.
I'd hire a million people if I could.
your tuxedo is pressed and ready for the gala.
Great. Thanks. And congratulations to you too.
Mr. Jian, you seem like a good guy.
I was just respecting your process.
You and your peers. Handsome bunch.
Congrats, yeah.
Hey, Laurie. Did you, uh...
These are our new offices?
Don't you look cute in your Sunday best?
squandering all our runway for those fancy offices
Goodbye. Bachman Erlich."
He sent in a professional headshot. We had no choice.
I meant fuck all of you. No one specific.
- Oh. Huh? Okay. Yeah, hi, Duncan. - Yeah.
Well, I suppose we could put three more workstations here,
I mean, we've got some good feng shui in here.
What?
You know what? Enjoy the reception, Richard.
Errich owns 10% of Pied Piper?
Fuck do they think they are?
It's just... I guess I'm just a CEO trying to do right by my company.
I was thinking about maybe putting my desk here in this corner.
I mean, once he builds that Internet,
He was oddly tall, don't you think?
No, the... the exit is... The exit is the other way.
- We're losing five bucks a pizza? - Yeah.
to buy a lot of tasty 'za
and they worked up a little botnet program.
- before we run out of money. - Right.
Well, Duncan, I can be a dickhead too.