Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The place was dark and dangerous.

Holy shit. Did you lose your virginity to Harriet Tubman?

Everyone at church is gonna be jealous.

and suddenly, I wanted to play the piano again.

It didn't win the Oscar, but it lives on in our hearts.

Hey, boy, get back to steerage where you belong.

No, we're okay, President Roosevelt.

[a cappella jazz group harmonizing]

-[Duke's mom] Dinner's ready! -I--

Duke! Duke! Duke!

and don't be afraid of where you're going.

How do I make girls melt like that?

-Uh-huh. -Jeez, are you even listening?

She's practically begging you to pull your taffy.

You think you some sort of gangster now?

Anyway, I needed some advice,

Pianist... penis, vagina... Hold on!

So then don't be ashamed of where you come from,

That was the night that changed my life.

and I hated it, 'cause learnin' sucks.

[poignant music playing]

Learning about your life was actually really interesting.

-for pussy? -Is that so bad?

Ah, thanks, Nick. I can't wait

Mr. Brooks, would you teach me everything you know?

-What is that voice? -Nick, it is truly cringe-worthy

My Woodrow's about to Wilson.

-would you do it too? -Mother, I wanna see the world.

As someone who's dated a woman of color - uh, Missy -

Ragtime. Hah! I'm so proud of you.

I stayed up all night creating my masterpiece.

Boy, do I love trains.

Thank you? That's code for "Please, sir, bust me the fuck wide open."

Edward, that is the corniest line I ever heard.

Except for the good guys, like me, who always bet on ja--

Is that good? Is that what you guys wanted me to say?

-[sniffles] -Maurice, why are you sad?

I lost a pediatrician that day.

I'm sorry, everybody.

Why don't you go home and crawl up in your mama's panties?