Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but I want to do it my way.

"One whole child dick."

It's in my car. It's in... It's in my coat.

Ooh, you should ask her to rub some blue chalk on your cue stick,

-Come sit with your mama while she pees. -Mama,

And now you don't need to.

I'm sorry, Miss Clinkscales,

Yeah, I don't even watch Game of Thrones.

It turns out you're not my prince after all. You're my Duke.

-[groaning] -Oof.

Hey, Edward, come out tonight and see this piano player, Harvey Brooks.

[Duke] My mommy made sure prayer was a part of my life,

Did you lose your virginity to your piano teacher?

Yes, please teach us. I'll give you anything.

-Oh, it's all up here, Duke. -No it's not.

'Cause you didn't write down a goddamn thing I said.

-You look bigger. -All right.

You think I wanna spend my Saturday

Wait, so people were racist even back then? Shit.

Jesus, Jay, at a funeral? Wait, how long have you been up here?

Thank you, Harriet.

so I went to the ghost who lived in my attic.

There was obviously something wrong with her.

♪ I'm going through changes ♪

-What? -Andrew, no one cares about the Oscars.

-I know. -No pressure.

put your two balls in her middle pocket.

[Jay] Shit, I wanna switch my money to the pool hall girl.

You wanna jerk my gherk? Tickle my pickle?

-Well, the sophisticated girl was... -[drumroll]