Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, no, no, no, no. You're great, Duke, but come on,

-Oh! The prodigal son has returned! -Mm.

So I waited for him all night.

It's in my coat which is in my car, so...

If all your friends jumped off the recently constructed Brooklyn Bridge,

We'll just put a towel down.

Kids just don't nut like they used to.

I rolled it up inside a blood pressure sleeve.

The old maverick gets an egg on top.

They don't. Love you, old pal.

What the hell are you boys doing?

His music is the only thing that soothes my ever-growin' bones.

[Duke] All I wanted to do was play baseball

Then there was Crumbum Tootles and his dog, Half and Half.

You represent us all.

We are a circle of jerks.

[Nick] You didn't listen to your mom, did you?

Mr Brooks? Sir? My name is Edward Ellington.

I'm smug, and I like to punch myself in the chode.

Look at you with a mustache.

Look, Maurice, I'm still all about gushin' that goosh,

-Crumbum? -Yep, he's up there. It's 130 to one odds.

Did you guys hear they're gonna put my face on a mountain? So...

I'm going home to get fucked by my lady companion, Ernestine.

and some cold edamame with a little sea salt sprinkled on top.

Well, when I escaped the plantation

I'll be back in eight minutes.

Yeah, you're that little high yellow bitch boy who holds his mommy's hand

Not that Lee Daniels, Lee Daniels' The Butler Lee Daniels,

Who knew what kind of adventures I would encounter?

And with that, you were off to discover jazz.

I don't hold her hand anymore.

and I promise the girls will melt for you too.

-Oh, the farm? -Yeah, that's right.

No! But somebody did. Isn't that wild?

It was my first drink, and it knocked my socks off.

Yeah. Who was the sophisticated girl?

I felt the music wash over me.