Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hello, uh, I'm Alan.

It had me, right then and there.

-Edward, my dear? -[knocking]

And if you ever wanna have sex, you'd better learn how to do it.

-into a woman's cotton club. -Yeah, let's get to the sex.

Well, that's not the boy I raised. Everyone out.

Thursdays after school, I'd accompany my daddy to work

What if I told you that everyone dies

with my pals from the neighborhood.

-Toot, toot. -And, of course, Mondee Tuesdee,

I could be gettin' my avocado toast with John McCain.

and my wife is Eleanor DeGeneres.

You're a very talented pianist, Edward.

where he was the butler for Lee Daniels.

I'm sorry, but this music is who I am now.

[groans] Toot-toot.

What? Really? I haven't seen it yet.

Oh, so you were a mama's boy.

Atlantic City? What they got up in Atlantic City?

that you can remember exactly what his dick looks like?

Uh, get back in your cabinet, doll.

All right, kid, but first, I gotta take these girls back to my place.

Uh... [chuckles] Interesting,

He's right below Teddy Roosevelt's horse.

[Jay] Duke's definitely gonna make thick in the warm tonight.