Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

was Frank Holliday's pool room.

[Duke] It was my very first choo-choo train ride.

...was based on the idea that lighter-complected Afro-Americans have--

Okay, I'm puttin' five on that ragtime girl.

♪ That's why men clipped them To their undies ♪

I didn't feel relieved.

Me. I'm the butler. This guy. These two thumbs. Butler thumbs.

And don't forget about summer blow jobs, fellas.

I needed to know how Harvey played the piano like that.

[Duke] My father, J.E., was as smooth

-It's not a chode. -Come on, buddy,

And so I was stuck helpin' out my dad for the summer.

[shudders] Blah, blah, blah, I'm Andrew.

♪ The ghost of Harriet Tubman ♪ Yeah!

Negro, no. I was tellin' that story

All right, we're sneakin' in through the kitchen,

Wait, wait, wait, wait. That can't be the end.

I'm a big bitch boy.

Kiss me on the lips.

♪ I wanna nibble your biscuits ♪

[Nick] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I'm getting there, you little virgins.

-I love you, Mother. -I love you too, my prince.

♪ Spare me ♪

I lost my virginity to a dachshund.

You know what, Duke?

You are going to fuck so many women.

Edward? Stop looking out the window.

I headed over to the Plaza Hotel to get a job as a bellhop.

Actually, you can call me Coach President Teddy Roosevelt Steve.