Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes! If you're comparin' it to human bondage,
It's true! Joojle it!
If orgasms were money, I'd be a Rockefeller.
But all my friends are going.
[train horn blares]
And, you know, it wouldn't have been nearly as great without you in my ear.
Ruff-ruff. Ruchshund. Dachshund.
I do want to be a great musician.
Good penises died, and for what?
[smooth jazz plays]
You better run along to church with your mama.
I have a unique perspective inner voice--
We got five crisp ones on ragtime.
who was retired and lookin' for shit to do.
Well, Jay, racism has always been a problem.
This is some racy stuff, Maurice.
was also a cigarette factory. [laughs]
and after that, all I wanted to do was chase girls.
Still unmarried at 25?
The room was alive with gorgeous people,
and make my mama proud.
Eight strong minutes. That includes the walk.
I mean, until Trump got elected,
Hello, I'll take a Skinnygirl Margarita
-That makes sense. -What do I do, Harriet?
You were amazing tonight.
Damn right.
Remember, Edward, when you're out in the world,
-[jazz version of theme song plays] -[record static]
Come along, Edward. Those pool hall folk are not our kind of people.
-Oh! -I was 13.
You can almost see her bloomers.