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Drink this entire bottle of arsenic and ring me in the morning.
-Love you too. -Oh, uh, Maurice,
Now, that is a definitive source for the history of jazz.
Oh, hi, Edward. I'm on my way to the first ever women's march.
-Horse feathers! It's your mother. -It's too late.
to make this girl's blouse fall off in church.
-Now I'm gettin' it. -There you go.
I don't wanna listen to piano. I wanna meet dames.
talented musicians, and one of those guys wearin' a pickle barrel on suspenders.
Oh, Christ.
All of a sudden, my daddy had a change of heart
[sighs]
Whoo-hoo! I spit on every plate.
Another rum and cocaine cola. Ooh, with extra morphine.
Andrew, didn't you recently go to a neo-Nazi meeting?
Well, I sure wish you luck, Margaret.
-and then came back a shell of a penis. -[Andrew] Sorry, a shell of a penis?
No spoilers, Nick.
My sweet Edward.
Now, before I got a horn section,
♪ In my life ♪
Great times indeed, Maurice.
with three-fifths of your sex limb.
Wait, it sounds like that might have been the girl.
You can help work for Dr. Lee Daniels' The Butler.
Like how you felt at the Mason-Dixon Line.
♪ Socks were very loose back then ♪
Atlantic City is a filthy place, full of booze, loose women, and good times.
[cheering]
-After you. -[giggles]
-[snorts] -Hey, what are you guys up to?
I'm Teddy Roosevelt, and I suffer from water polio,
[kazoo plays]
You're learnin' real quick, boy.
-Hang on, what? -A pussy.
let's go put a frozen steak on your little chunkster.
The loose baggy skirts, the droopy swim caps, high socks.
-It was so beautiful, I could see it. -[fireworks whistling]
[Duke] It was beautiful.
What? Your ghost was Harriet Tubman?
you're always on stage.
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