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Edward, I will not have that heathen music in my house.
You boys are missin' the point.
You had the whole room in the palm of your hand.
-Slam those pinkies and thumbs. Slam one. -Yeah, okay.
-[Nick] I-- I get it. -Golly goo, look at her ankles.
Oh, you do?
Thank you, Edward.
Edward? I thought your name was Duke, Duke.
Every pretty girl rushed over to get Harvey's attention,
-Duke's half right. -Jesus.
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
Oh, J.E., you know you say that every Sunday.
Turks and Caicos, please welcome to the stage
What you lookin' at?
Actually, not yet.
♪ Ya-da-da-da, ya-da-da-da ♪
We still don't know who you lost your virginity to.
Duke, it's been my pleasure.
I... It was... Yes.
[cheering and applause]
As a kid, I had to take classical piano lessons,
-[laughs] -Sorry, I just hate learning so much.
They're basically nude.
What you lookin' at, fancy boy?
who'd watched his best friend die in his arms
but today is not that day.
[scattered applause]
♪ I been sniffin' in your kitchen And it sure smells good ♪
-Huh? -It's all I've been watching, honestly.
Why are y'all celebratin'?