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No, listen to me.
to the laser because they want to.
You don't have any time because of work.
and no one mistook me for Samuel L. Jackson all day.
No. Mrs. Voorhees...
Ow, so many cacti.
Our bodega started selling Greek yogurt
Oh!
So study buddies? Tonight?
Dong is a common Vietnamese name.
A diamond necklace, a bouquet of dogs.
until I arrived at college, bro.
Oh, don't say that, dear.
got... weird.
Why not just kick me in the tooths?
Yeah, my parents just insisted all the children learn British.
I can't go back to living like that.
Oh, Carrara marble.
That's messed up.
into the sunlight.
Who is writing these questions?
I'm afraid of starting over.
Our racehorse was so ugly.
I do understand the world, Mrs. Voorhees.
My name is not Kimmy Smith.
You just went to Italy with your boyfriend.
- He's good at math. - That's racist.
were always right here in this park.
to keep my mouth shut.
I'm Kimmy Schmidt from Indiana,
Professor Dracula's Spooky Laboratory and Bar and Grill.
since she got divorced, so if you won't listen to me,
I barely have time to study at home
They alive, damn it
Oof, do not go in there.
You'd pay a dollar a peanut?
Yes, you have beady little rodent eyes,