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Also, for what it's worth, you did teach me math.
but I got a message from someone named Kimmy.
Gentrification is coming.
Security guards don't follow me around in stores,
But, Mrs. Voorhees, you can't stay with him.
She just got back from Italy with her boyfriend.
using the compound interest formula,
They're coming, those white sons of bitches.
I didn't do anything.
cuando el carpintero no erró ni una medida
Six White Complainers.
But females are strong as hell
I'm a Mole Woman.
I got treated better
What about your freedom, sunlight, birds,
and I'm so sorry to bring you back here
Okay, it's $25.43, and you gave me $41,
A river? Thank you.
How do you like your tea, Dong?
are actually four people.
The good news is you never violated the infidelity clause.
But I could help you.
Unbreakable
Dong is the name of the Vietnamese guy in my class.
You didn't even go to work today.
they covered that open manhole.
If you play this right, you could end up exactly like me,
Jeez, we were supposed to start 20 minutes ago, Sonja!
white guys into Asian women.
a Division of the CIA?
Oh, yeah. Oh, welcome.
Mr. Bus!
What happened here? Did Hurricane Katrina come back?
The Pick Six Institute for Lottery Advancement,
at the Sofitel.
so excuse me if I don't find that funny.
We eat a bag of dirt, pass it in a kiddie pool, and move on.
Unbreakable
But I survived, because that's what women do.
I need Dong.
- Mrs. Voorhees - I've made my decision, Kimmy.