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Give it a break, nerds.

and you lost $200.

I went to public school in Mississippi.

I've decided to live as a werewolf.

I do know it's your day off,

I forgot you don't touch.

So far all I've learned is that the Olsen twins

Actually, I'm not exactly a werewolf,

I'll be broke in ten years.

Well, M is 13, and B is 2,

I got a room and a job and a temporary tattoo

and bottled water and unexpired meats.

But that's not fair to Vera.

so someday men will look up to me and say, Nice teeth.

Julian and I are staying together.

Oh, no. It's not like that.

I work so hard just trying to get on my feet,

Oh, go home to your boyfriend, Mimi.

It's so much easier than being an African-American man.

Italy? I was in Naples, Florida.

I spend 100 grand a month.

It was only gonna be the bathrooms anyway.

I cannot touch a woman I barely know.

Now, where did I leave my phone?

Oh, I want all this back so bad.

For every year we were married.

But Julian did.

And it's making me want to stress eat.

Julian checked into the Dominique Strauss-Kahn Suite

People think it is, but the real one