Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because that's what friends do.

Here's the coffee you wanted.

- Not if I gut you like a deer first. - Okay. Okay.

Put your party pantsuits on, girls! We did it!

- You won't get away with this. - We will take you to court.

When have I ever disappointed you?

♪ But you wouldn't do it ♪

I sure as hell did.

You could go back to college.

Don't forget your Me-Paper, you racist fuck.

Tell that Ho! To have the mailman fetch her Rice-a-roni

You're like the son I never kept.

I'm the CEO of the airline.

Anybody moves, the next one is in his head!

- I pour my heart out to you and this is... - No, Bob, not you! Me!

Keep shoving till it goes away.

I appreciate you helping me out, even though if this thing works,

I'm really sorry I ruined your party.

You can "leaf" the drying to the Salad Tosser.

Thanks, Smokey, but I think I know what I'm doing.

Just whiskey and weed.

They're not supposed to do it any day.

from a toll booth lady on the Pennsylvania Turnpike.

- Holy shit! - Sweet Jesus!