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Hey, what are you two doing up?
I feel terrible but I'm not about to cancel my date.
With Stan. I'll tell you all about it in the morning.
- I really can't. - Dorothy, please.
- I can't sleep. I'm too upset. - What's wrong?
And Rose and I are getting out of sandwiches.
and although you're jealous, you're not green with envy
- I don't think this'll work. - We just say it fast.
Ioves tuna on wholewheat.
Rose, let me give you a few lessons in economics.
- That's a good one, too. - Don't you care?
When Stan is depressed, he is the second most boring man in the world.
Johnny No-Thumbs?
- I thought you were my friend. - I am.
But I think this time you could have resisted
- At least they'd have some input. - I know. So are we partners?
but next time it could be somebody appealing or charming or good-Iooking.
I can't think of anything else to say. I behaved terribly.
I don't want to.
Sophia, it's for you.
- How was your date? - Glorious.
As she said, if I had half a brain, I'd have thought of it myself.
Dorothy went out with a commodore, Blanche went out with Stan,
Absolutely not. Under no circumstances will I entertain the notion.
I'd do it, but I'm really no good at listening to people's problems.
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